Okay, So You Won The Lottery....

[dallaswareagle]

You know what my chances are of winning? getting struck by lighting.

A hell of a lot better than yours...

You have better odds. I know, I know.  If you don't play you can't win. My point was the people who can afford it the least I see playing it. Instead of buying groceries, putting gas in the car etc, I see them spending 40 bucks a pop on this, and yea they make it so they keep them coming back. Make them spend $40.00 and of that $40.00 they sometimes get back between $10.00 to $20.00 and then only sometimes.

I have played before, when the numbers were stupid high like 300 million or something and sure I bought one ticket.

[Snaggletiger]

You have better odds. I know, I know.  If you don't play you can't win. My point was the people who can afford it the least I see playing it. Instead of buying groceries, putting gas in the car etc, I see them spending 40 bucks a pop on this, and yea they make it so they keep them coming back. Make them spend $40.00 and of that $40.00 they sometimes get back between $10.00 to $20.00 and then only sometimes.

I have played before, when the numbers were stupid high like 300 million or something and sure I bought one ticket.

I see the same thing.  The jackpot hits $100 mil+ and the line is out the door.  Whatev...I don't care if it's $10 million or $100 million...I'm still quitting work and doing my thing.  I'll make do on $5-6 net Million....somehow. 

[Buzz Killington]

I honestly think I would stuff a decent chunk away in a Trust Fund for little Buzz.
Move some into some type of IRA for my own future, then buy new everything...
Definitely a large gameday condo would be in order, so we can have an X-Gate indoors or out, and stock it with plenty of caramel colored adult beverages for you us all.

[Godfather]

I see the same thing.  The jackpot hits $100 mil+ and the line is out the door.  Whatev...I don't care if it's $10 million or $100 million...I'm still quitting work and doing my thing.  I'll make do on $5-6 net Million....somehow.

Taht is easy for you to say when you already have 6 mill squirreled away.

[Snaggletiger]

Taht is easy for you to say when you already have 6 mill squirreled away.

Well, I know.  But $5-$6 million more would really set me up.

[dallaswareagle]

I see the same thing.  The jackpot hits $100 mil+ and the line is out the door.  Whatev...I don't care if it's $10 million or $100 million...I'm still quitting work and doing my thing.  I'll make do on $5-6 net Million....somehow.

Said by every broke lotto winner.

[Vandy Vol]

So basically you would change nothing about your life. I hear ya.

It'd be different in that it would be celebratory gay sex, not gay sex as a profession.

Plus I could get better looking guys than Snags with that kind of money.

[Snaggletiger]

It'd be different in that it would be celebratory gay sex, not gay sex as a profession.

Plus I could get better looking guys than Snags with that kind of money.

I know, right?  Because if you had the money.....hey, wait a minute.  You bitch!!!

[Token]

I would enroll at Auburn, give enough money to be considered a booster, then I'd buy the fuck out of recruits.  I would do it discreetly enough to get about 6 or 7 years worth of championship talent, then I'd pay someone to be a whistle blower. 

Then I'd pay someone to follow Kaos around to figure out his routine, and pay someone at every restaurant he frequents to put only tomatoes on his food.  Cheeseburger?  Only tomatoes.  Sausage biscuit?  A piece of sausage inside two slices of tomatoes.  Milk shake?  You guessed it.  Vanilla ice cream and tomatoes.  All of those with a courtesy mushroom stamp, of course.

I'd then spend a healthy chunk of my cash in Dallas. I'd buy every square inch of property around the keen one, bulldoze all the property and bring in shitty fema trailers to rent for only sex offenders.  And for every sex offender who rented from me, I'd purchase the shittiest, still operating, vehicle I could possibly find and have them park those bitches in the front yard of every trailer. 

I'd also pay off the victims in all 6 of bgreene's pending federal lawsuits (so he doesn't get indicted).  I wasn't kidding about the violation of constitutional rights with this one.  He's whipped more ass than Jason Statham in all of his shittastic movies combined.  I don't know a single person who has anything good to say about him.  Including his wife. 

By then, I'd probably only have about 18 bucks to my name.  Which is perfect, because that would be just enough to buy me the best back-to-back maroon Bama championship t-shirt that Walmart has in it's catalog, and a pack of Marlboro reds. 

Trick or Treat, motherfucker. 

[Tiger Wench]

I would enroll at Auburn, give enough money to be considered a booster, then I'd buy the fuck out of recruits.  I would do it discreetly enough to get about 6 or 7 years worth of championship talent, then I'd pay someone to be a whistle blower. 

Then I'd pay someone to follow Kaos around to figure out his routine, and pay someone at every restaurant he frequents to put only tomatoes on his food.  Cheeseburger?  Only tomatoes.  Sausage biscuit?  A piece of sausage inside two slices of tomatoes.  Milk shake?  You guessed it.  Vanilla ice cream and tomatoes.  All of those with a courtesy mushroom stamp, of course.

I'd then spend a healthy chunk of my cash in Dallas. I'd buy every square inch of property around the keen one, bulldoze all the property and bring in shitty fema trailers to rent for only sex offenders.  And for every sex offender who rented from me, I'd purchase the shittiest, still operating, vehicle I could possibly find and have them park those bitches in the front yard of every trailer. 

I'd also pay off the victims in all 6 of bgreene's pending federal lawsuits (so he doesn't get indicted).  I wasn't kidding about the violation of constitutional rights with this one.  He's whipped more ass than Jason Statham in all of his shittastic movies combined.  I don't know a single person who has anything good to say about him.  Including his wife. 

By then, I'd probably only have about 18 bucks to my name.  Which is perfect, because that would be just enough to buy me the best back-to-back maroon Bama championship t-shirt that Walmart has in it's catalog, and a pack of Marlboro reds. 

Trick or Treat, motherfucker.

I you SO MUCH.  No way are you a bammer.

[War Eagle!!!]

I would enroll at Auburn, give enough money to be considered a booster, then I'd buy the fuck out of recruits.  I would do it discreetly enough to get about 6 or 7 years worth of championship talent, then I'd pay someone to be a whistle blower. 

Then I'd pay someone to follow Kaos around to figure out his routine, and pay someone at every restaurant he frequents to put only tomatoes on his food.  Cheeseburger?  Only tomatoes.  Sausage biscuit?  A piece of sausage inside two slices of tomatoes.  Milk shake?  You guessed it.  Vanilla ice cream and tomatoes.  All of those with a courtesy mushroom stamp, of course.

I'd then spend a healthy chunk of my cash in Dallas. I'd buy every square inch of property around the keen one, bulldoze all the property and bring in shitty fema trailers to rent for only sex offenders.  And for every sex offender who rented from me, I'd purchase the shittiest, still operating, vehicle I could possibly find and have them park those bitches in the front yard of every trailer. 

I'd also pay off the victims in all 6 of bgreene's pending federal lawsuits (so he doesn't get indicted).  I wasn't kidding about the violation of constitutional rights with this one.  He's whipped more ass than Jason Statham in all of his shittastic movies combined.  I don't know a single person who has anything good to say about him.  Including his wife. 

By then, I'd probably only have about 18 bucks to my name.  Which is perfect, because that would be just enough to buy me the best back-to-back maroon Bama championship t-shirt that Walmart has in it's catalog, and a pack of Marlboro reds. 

Trick or Treat, motherfucker.

A+ post

[dallaswareagle]

I'd then spend a healthy chunk of my cash in Dallas. I'd buy every square inch of property around the keen one, bulldoze all the property and bring in shitty fema trailers to rent for only sex offenders.  And for every sex offender who rented from me, I'd purchase the shittiest, still operating, vehicle I could possibly find and have them park those bitches in the front yard of every trailer. 

Don't you already have that in Tuskaslooser???

I will also add that I would buy a time machine and go back to Dec 2008 and join that guy at the Auburn Airport

[DnATL]

Don't you already have that in Tuskaslooser???

I will also add that I would buy a time machine and go back to Dec 2008 and join that guy at the Auburn Airport

that car would be unkeen, or is it keenless?