Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on January 22, 2013, 04:56:02 PM

Stop listening to Taylor Swift!

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Buzz Killington · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:19:29 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on January 22, 2013, 04:56:02 PM

Stop listening to Taylor Swift!

Oh shit! Now yall are never, ever, ever, ever, ever getting back together.

The Prowler · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2013, 06:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on January 22, 2013, 09:07:14 AM

My animosity towards Gene Chizik is gone. It's gone forever. I don't want to ever feel any sense of rage about the 2011 and 2012 seasons again.

I will use this moment to reflect on Jaylon's tweet and feel FUCKING ECSTATIC ABOUT THE FUTURE! WE'RE COMING BACK BITCHES!

Exactly.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2013, 06:46:35 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 22, 2013, 11:03:43 AM

This is concerning. Workouts have their place but this staff needs to realize that staying up all night and partying are an important part of our culture. That's the problem with hiring old dudes like Ellis. You think he's ever smoked spice?

Not likely. His generation was more likely to huff a can of Rustoleum or take a big drag of aerosol from canned whipped cream than do this new fangled shit kids do these days.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #24 on:** January 22, 2013, 10:10:56 PM »

End result of a real workout. It's Denson I think. LOL!

Saniflush · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2013, 07:06:26 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 22, 2013, 04:27:47 PM

I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.

The split tails that come off the island are fully capable of whipping a Hollywood marine's ass. Plus I think they also have larger penises.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2013, 07:15:28 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 07:06:26 AM

The split tails that come off the island are fully capable of whipping a Hollywood marine's ass. Plus I think they also have larger penises.

All I know about them is that they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein.

djsimp · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:54:38 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 07:15:28 AM

All I know about them is that they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein.

Do they drink coffee that taste like turpentine?

bgreene · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:59:33 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 22, 2013, 03:19:04 PM

I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp. Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.

The first two weeks are just a cultural shock. "Welcome to Parris Island, you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck off of my bus". I would love to see the players "in the pit" and "making sugar cookies". That would in fact, "weed out" any of the non-hackers who don't belong in my beloved corps.

bgreene · « **Reply #29 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:03:28 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on January 23, 2013, 08:54:38 AM

Do they drink coffee that taste like turpentine?

ain't no sense in looking down, ain't no discharge on the ground.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:28:33 AM »

Quote from: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 08:59:33 AM

The first two weeks are just a cultural shock. "Welcome to Parris Island, you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck off of my bus". I would love to see the players "in the pit" and "making sugar cookies". That would in fact, "weed out" any of the non-hackers who don't belong in my beloved corps.

The marines have BBQs and bake desserts?

Damn...wish I would have joined.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:39:48 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on January 23, 2013, 09:28:33 AM

The marines have BBQs and bake desserts?

Damn...wish I would have joined.

That's just in Hollywood, cause that's how us west coasters roll.

Sugar cookies? Not familiar with that term.. We had to "make it snow" in our pits. Which was laying on your back, with your mouth and eyes wide open, while throwing dirt in the air. Right before chow.

Saniflush · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:50:49 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 07:15:28 AM

All I know about them is that they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein.

Ahhh. Diddies before political correctness took over.

Saniflush · « **Reply #33 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:51:49 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 09:39:48 AM

Sugar cookies? Not familiar with that term.. We had to "make it snow" in our pits. Which was laying on your back, with your mouth and eyes wide open, while throwing dirt in the air. Right before chow.

Same principle.