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18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body

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18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« on: January 15, 2013, 01:09:17 AM »
So according to this picture, the average man's testicles make 10,000 sperm a day.  I guess simp is the only guy known to use them all.

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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 06:52:47 AM »
10,000,000.  Not 10,000.

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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 09:41:37 AM »
I'm gonna count my feet sweat glands today. I think I have more than lesser men.
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 09:43:06 AM »
So according to this picture, the average man's testicles make 10,000 sperm a day.  I guess simp is the only guy known to use them all.

I go till the tank is empty baby. ALL IN!
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 10:59:14 AM »
I just noticed that illustration number 17 is misidentified.  Should read "stubby penis".
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 11:12:57 AM »
The next burn victim I see I can call penis face.
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 11:20:33 AM »
The next burn victim I see I can call penis face.
You could but that may not be snot that they blow on you.
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 12:46:07 PM »
10 million, that alot of stomach babies. 
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 11:42:04 AM »
So #4 proves that many of the building in big mob cities actually have stronger pillars than previously thought!
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2013, 03:05:56 PM »
So #4 proves that many of the building in big mob cities actually have stronger pillars than previously thought!
Maybe if it was just the skeletal remains - the low-modulus fleshy parts would be more problematic
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2013, 04:22:30 PM »
Maybe if it was just the skeletal remains - the low-modulus fleshy parts would be more problematic

Saw an interview with one of the engineers on the Hoover Dam on History channel.  They asked him how many people were buried in the dam. 

"None of 'em, we pulled 'em all out!  Otherwise they would have made holes in the concrete when the body rotted!"

I thought engineers are the same today as they were mumblety years ago.
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Re: 18 Interesting Facts About The Human Body
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 09:07:32 AM »
Maybe if it was just the skeletal remains - the low-modulus fleshy parts would be more problematic

So you are saying that is why the twin towers eventually fell?

So it was really a mob conspiracy?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.