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Crazy Couple of Years in College Football

Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« on: January 17, 2013, 12:29:56 PM »
In no particular order:

1. Penn State is hit with a nightmare of a scandal as Joe Paterno is fired and dies after Jerry Sandusky is discovered using Penn State for years to sleep with underage boys.  And the university covered it up. 

2.  Miami is busted with a convicted ponzi-scheme artist giving numerous benefits to over 100 players.

3.  Cam Newton is slandered all over the media for a pay-for-play scandal that had zero evidence to prove that it was true.  Message board innuendo and rumors basically fueled this and nearly tarnished the reputation of an actually upstanding young man who came back from adversity to be what many think is the greatest college football player of all time.

4.  Bobby Petrino, a highly successful SEC football coach, crashes his motorcycle and nearly dies.  No one has sympathy for his injuries though because he's busted having an affair with a girl that he hired to work in the Arkansas athletic department.  He's subsequently fired and leaves football for a year.

5.  Auburn wins the BCSCG and two years later looks like it may be in danger of being the worst or second worst team in the West as Ole Miss and Texas A&M have quality coaches and are acquiring all-star players.

6.  Manti Te'o is lauded for his ability to fight through adversity after his grandmother and girlfriend die on the same day.  He goes on to use his personal issues to produce an almost successful Heisman campaign.  However, it comes to light that his girlfriend never existed, and he may have made the whole thing up.


My prediction for 2013 or 2014 - A coach is busted for having a relationship with a player. 
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2013, 12:40:08 PM »
My prediction for 2013 or 2014 - A coach is busted for having a relationship with a player.


Here's hoping that it's Saban and Jake Holland.


(Hey you didn't say they had to be from the same team.   It's the love that dare not speak it's name.)
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2013, 12:53:18 PM »

Here's hoping that it's Saban and Jake Holland.


(Hey you didn't say they had to be from the same team.   It's the love that dare not speak it's name.)

We think you've got potential, Kit Deluca.  We'll be watching you.
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2013, 12:57:46 PM »
We think you've got potential, Kit Deluca.  We'll be watching you.
I don't know what is worse...the fact that you just posted a quote from fucking Pretty Woman, or the fact I knew where it was from.


Hello 1990's calling they want there stone washed jeans and suits with shoulder pads back. Fucko
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2013, 01:07:23 PM »
I don't know what is worse...the fact that you just posted a quote from fucking Pretty Woman, or the fact I knew where it was from.


Hello 1990's calling they want there stone washed jeans and suits with shoulder pads back. Fucko

Your smack lost all it's oomph the second I realized you got the quote right off the bat.

Don't care.  I love Pretty Woman.  It's a uterus flicks I can't not watch.  I love hamsters too. And gerbils.
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 01:13:18 PM »
Your smack lost all it's oomph the second I realized you got the quote right off the bat.

Don't care.  I love Pretty Woman.  It's a uterus flicks I can't not watch.  I love hamsters too. And gerbils.

What's not to like?  Hookers and George Costanza.  What more do you need?
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 01:44:21 PM »
What's not to like?  Hookers and George Costanza.  What more do you need?
he could keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool

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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 02:04:35 PM »
Lane Kiffin causes USC to have to dismantle its football program.
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 02:05:56 PM »
he could keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool



and we wonder why we have a landfill problem.
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 02:53:53 PM »
he could keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool



They bring back that shitty Mcrib every year but they won't bring back the shitty McDLT.
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 03:52:42 PM »
The Manit Te'o coming out of the closet party could top off things in July.

Now for some real toxic intake:
http://www.bonappetit.com/blogsandforums/blogs/badaily/2013/01/heavy-rich-fatty-recipes.html

My fav:
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/2011/08/the-belly-buster

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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2013, 06:48:10 AM »
Lane Kiffin causes USC to have to dismantle its football program.
^This^
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2013, 09:11:19 PM »
And the Saints cheated, lied, and probably killed a guy.

Not really college related, except by being professional Bammers.
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Re: Crazy Couple of Years in College Football
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2013, 06:05:29 AM »
And the Saints cheated, lied, and probably killed a guy.

Not really college related, except by being professional Bammers.
^That^
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs