Manti Te'o Is A Liar

AUChizad · « **on:** January 16, 2013, 04:49:59 PM »

http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax

Do the link. Fucked up shit.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2013, 04:51:59 PM »

Kind of ironic, since he finished the season by actually being trucked multiple times.

AUChizad · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2013, 04:57:04 PM »

Read that, then read Thayer Evans' Heisman ballot for maximum lulz.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/football/ncaa/12/07/SI-heisman-trophy-votes/index.html

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Thayer Evans

1. Manti Te'o
2. Collin Klein
3. Jordan Lynch

Te'o has been a saint during Notre Dame's miracle season. He is the best player on the nation's top scoring defense and has been an inspiration for all in overcoming the deaths of his grandmother and girlfriend during a 24-hour period in September. Unfortunately, Te'o won't win the Heisman Trophy, but he embodies everything the award's winner should be both on and off the field. As for Klein: So what if he seems boring; so what if Tim Tebow makes him look prude? In Tebow-esque fashion, Klein carried his team this season and did so perhaps more than any other player in college football. And complain all you want about Lynch, but he has Northern Illinois in a BCS bowl for the first time and leads the FBS in rushing. Both of those facts are impressive, but not nearly as impressive as Lynch leading the Huskies through wild and crazy MACtion undefeated this season. And yes, I realize I don't have Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel on my ballot. I don't consider players with pending criminal charges, and Manziel still faces three counts relating to an early morning fight in June. Manziel has been spectacular, but when he wins the Heisman on Saturday night, he should give it away -- to coach Kevin Sumlin and offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury, for being the best at their positions this season, for implementing Texas A&M's high-powered scheme and for standing by Manziel.

Good judge of character, that Thayer.

AUownsU · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:01:51 PM »

Just saw this shit on twitter and was like, "What in the fuck?"

I then remember that the media is more than capable of making shit up to fit an agenda when it comes to CFB. Ahem....Cam Newton.

Still the news organizations that were involved in this bullshit is astounding: ESPN, SI, CBS, New York Post......

And that my friends is how you wake up the echos and almost win Notre Dame another Heisman.

noxin · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:02:18 PM »

He just shot up the Saints' draft board

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:07:03 PM »

Quote from: noxin on January 16, 2013, 05:02:18 PM

He just shot up the Saints' draft board

+250

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:09:09 PM »

Is this similar to that whole New Town shooting hoax?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:11:21 PM »

People are surprised?

I mean, he's Mormon.

AUownsU · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:20:36 PM »

Quote from: noxin on January 16, 2013, 05:02:18 PM

He just shot up the Saints' draft board

Btw some of the greatest tweets in twitter's history are happening right now. A small sample from my timeline.

Todd Jonesâ€ @RBRTodd
Who HASN'T made up a story about a dead girlfriend to increase your publicity in the hopes of winning the Heisman? #h8rz #smh

Aubieliciousâ€ @Aubielicious
IF WE OUTLAW FAKE GIRLFRIENDS THEN ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE FAKE GIRLFRIEND

Bobby Big Wheelâ€ @BobbyBigWheel
If Alabama can have 15 national titles Manti Te'o can have a girlfriend in California

Dougâ€ @CaptainAnnoying
Seriously, it wasn't enough for Te'o to just have a dead grandma? He needed a dead girlfriend too? Quit hogging all the corpses, asshole.

Ross Collingsâ€ @rosscollings
It's not the first time @ThayerEvansSI has been dead wrong on who should win the Heisman.

netw3rkâ€ @netw3rk
This is what happens when you name schools after ladies who tell people they got pregnant without having sex.

Steve Hummerâ€ @HummerX
Joe Paterno knew about Manti Te'os girlfriend being fake in 10 years ago but didn't want to disturb anyones weekend

BHâ€@ 6pintsofkramer
You'd think a reporter such as @thayerevanssi, who can dig up academic records, could find out if someone actually existed.

Nathan Deal â€@NateDawgAU
So @ThayerEvansSI, Manti Teo ended up a liar and Cam Newton returned to Auburn to finish his degree. I'm not gonna make a joke.

($1 to Aubielicious for most of the retweets)

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:22:28 PM »

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"But there is no SSA record there of the death of Lennay Marie Kekua, that day or any other. Her passing, recounted so many times in the national media, produces no obituary or funeral announcement in Nexis, and no mention in the Stanford student newspaper."

Ummm, that's because she was registered under her real name, Lennay Marie Wochinski. Lennay Marie Kekua was her professional name.

(stolen from the comments...)

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:25:46 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 16, 2013, 05:22:28 PM

Ummm, that's because she was registered under her real name, Lennay Marie Wochinski. Lennay Marie Kekua was her professional name.

(stolen from the comments...)

Thats a quote from Seinfeld

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:28:57 PM »

Not poor little Mante's fault:

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Notre Dame Statement: Manti Teâ€™o
On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Teâ€™o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.
Dennis Brown University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President
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AUownsU · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:29:50 PM »

One more....

Aubieliciousâ€ @Aubielicious
I mean, what are the odds, right @DannySheridan1 ?

Danny Sheridanâ€ @DannySheridan1
@Aubielicious odds of what?

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:29:59 PM »

Wench skip to 2:45 mark

AUChizad · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on January 16, 2013, 05:28:57 PM

Not poor little Mante's fault:

But, but, but...they met on the field at Stanford and exchanged numbers in 2009!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:34:35 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 16, 2013, 05:25:46 PM

Thats a quote from Seinfeld

I know that, bonehead, which is why I posted "stolen" as opposed to "ZOMG!!! Not true!!"

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 16, 2013, 05:34:35 PM

I know that, bonehead, which is why I posted "stolen" as opposed to "ZOMG!!! Not true!!"

A likely story.

AWK · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:55:23 PM »

And nothing on ESPN. Of Course. They should be legally required to change their logo to put splattered eggs all over it.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:56:16 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 16, 2013, 05:43:26 PM

A likely story.

You just have to be a killjoy. Don't be making assumptions about me, little boy...

AWK · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:59:20 PM »

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"Dude, I totally have a girlfriend. She's a super model, and a black belt. No you can't meet her, she lives in, umm, Canada." - Future ND linebacker recruit, probably