Miss America is from Opelika, Alabama

[Jumbo]

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/new-york-wins-america-article-1.1239057

[bottomfeeder]

She's the epitome of womanhood.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/01/miss-america-mallory-hagan-in-an-auburn-hat/

[AUChizad]

Was a Pi Phi at Auburn.

[bottomfeeder]

Was a Pi Phi at Auburn.

"ANGELS"

[Catphish Tilly]

Was a Pi Phi at Auburn.

Not for very long.  We worked together my final year in AU and her's prior to moving to NYC.  Never would've imagined what would become of that goofy little pageant girl.  I suppose there's a lesson to be learned in there somewhere but in the meantime...

 

[WiregrassTiger]

I don't remember seeing her at the mud rasslin contest at the Holiday Inn there.

[AUChizad]

Not for very long.  We worked together my final year in AU and her's prior to moving to NYC.  Never would've imagined what would become of that goofy little pageant girl.  I suppose there's a lesson to be learned in there somewhere but in the meantime...

 

The lesson is you should have fucked her.

[djsimp]

The lesson is you should have fucked her.

 

[bgreene]

The lesson is you should have fucked her.

Wiser words have never been spoken!

[Buzz Killington]

The lesson is you should have fucked her.

^^Listen to him...he's pre-med.

[Snaggletiger]

^^Listen to him...he's pre-med.

I thought he was pre-law

[Buzz Killington]

I thought he was pre-law

Aah...wahtever