What's a few Depends between friends? (At least while the money holds out, then you are on your own.)
True story here.....
I had an older cousin who had to start wearing depends back 10 years or so ago because of health problems. We all joke about people having to wear them now but ten years ago you didn't even see commercials for them. Well everyone in my family was embarrassed to ask him how everything was going with it.
(Cue Howard) At a family gathering Christmas day, I sit down on a couch next to him, look him dead in the eye, and say, "so how those diapers working out for ya?"
Everyone else in the room is mortified as the words pass my lips. My cousins looks right dead back me and says, "They are working great! If I would have known that I could watch an entire football game while drinking beer without having to leave the sofa to piss I would have started wearing them 30 years ago."