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I vote to keep her....

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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2013, 12:33:52 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 12:16:43 PM
And a lot less STD's.

You assume much when it comes to the dating pool in Georgia.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2013, 12:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 10, 2013, 12:12:38 PM
She wore bama stuff...she is dead to me.

THIS^^^^^^^^^^^ It's like a cheating wife or girlfriend. It'll never be the same.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2013, 12:51:56 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on January 10, 2013, 12:08:30 PM
 
If she put out, dinner is still cheaper than a hooker in the long run.

She did not.  I stand by my supper whore comment.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2013, 01:53:45 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 10, 2013, 12:12:38 PM
She wore bama stuff...she is dead to me.
I never would have suspected you a necrophiliac.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2013, 02:11:11 PM »
 :meme:  I'd fuck her. 
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2013, 02:14:42 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:11:11 PM
:meme:  I'd fuck her.

I doubt she is that heavy of a drinker.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2013, 02:17:09 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 02:14:42 PM
I doubt she is that heavy of a drinker.

That's why you should always keep a stash of ecstacy so you can slip one in.....I mean...uh, what the hell ever.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2013, 02:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
That's why you should always keep a stash of ecstacy so you can slip one in.....I mean...uh, what the hell ever.

One roofie colada coming up.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2013, 02:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
That's why you should always keep a stash of ecstacy so you can slip one in.....I mean...uh, what the hell ever.

Ecstasy is an illegal substance sir. Anyone who cares would know that.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2013, 02:32:09 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 02:28:12 PM
Ecstasy is an illegal substance sir. Anyone who cares would know that.

I got passion in my pants.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2013, 02:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:32:09 PM
I got passion in my pants.

I don't care what her stripper name his.

   
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2013, 03:13:28 PM »
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2013, 03:15:12 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on January 10, 2013, 12:08:30 PM
 
If she put out, dinner is still cheaper than a hooker in the long run.

One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shit the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2013, 03:20:13 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shoot the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.

Plus penicillin is free at Publix.
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2013, 03:20:44 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shit the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.

Listen to him.  He's pre-med
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2013, 03:24:48 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.

Remember, class: you don't pay hookers for sex; you pay them to leave.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2013, 03:32:03 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shit the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her YOUR cash.

FTFY
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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2013, 03:37:43 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 03:24:48 PM
Remember, class: you don't pay hookers for sex; you pay them to leave.

Who knows?????


This guy!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2013, 03:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 10, 2013, 03:37:43 PM
Who knows?????


This guy!

Sometimes you pay them to poop on their face.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: I vote to keep her....
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2013, 03:45:09 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 03:24:48 PM
Remember, class: you don't pay hookersEx-wifes for sex; you pay them to leave.

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