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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #100 on: January 09, 2013, 11:29:24 PM »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #101 on: January 09, 2013, 11:36:10 PM »
May your first child be a masculine child!
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #102 on: January 09, 2013, 11:47:58 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 10:51:41 PM
Not only can I spell it, I can perform it.
I study it along with many other things.

www.cunninglus.net/

I did not misspell it.

I forgot - you are a fucking moron who believes everything you read on the internet.

It's cunilingus, you idiot.

And the only way you have ever done that on a live woman is if she was bound and gagged with duct tape against her will. 
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #103 on: January 09, 2013, 11:56:49 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 03:24:35 PM
That and she keeps asking about the next X-gate and if I am going and if not can she. :sad:

Oh yay!!  The new girl and I can always use a Third Amigo... Oh, the fun we shall have...
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #104 on: January 10, 2013, 12:09:39 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 09, 2013, 11:47:58 PM
I forgot - you are a fucking moron who believes everything you read on the internet.

It's cunilingus, you idiot.

And the only way you have ever done that on a live woman is if she was bound and gagged with duct tape against her will.

Whateva. Wow. You sure are a hateful wench. I guess you're perfect, huh? And, know I have never had to force a woman to do anything. Why do you hate me so? I have never done anything to you. Ever. You really sound as if you have some underlying anger issues. You know there is help for that?

http://howtolickvagina.org/



Licking pussy since 1976.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #105 on: January 10, 2013, 08:55:05 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 09, 2013, 11:47:58 PM
I forgot - you are a fucking moron who believes everything you read on the internet.


Bonjour
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #106 on: January 10, 2013, 09:02:25 AM »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #107 on: January 10, 2013, 09:10:02 AM »
Quote from: JR4AU on January 10, 2013, 09:02:25 AM
Are you a French Model?

She met me on the innernets
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #108 on: January 10, 2013, 09:46:17 AM »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #109 on: January 10, 2013, 11:09:57 AM »
All you amateurs have probably never read a single book on eating pussy.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #110 on: January 10, 2013, 11:13:02 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on January 10, 2013, 11:09:57 AM
All you amateurs have probably never read a single book on eating pussy.

I thought I did one time, turned out to be a recipe for Tuna Helper.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #111 on: January 10, 2013, 11:23:56 AM »
Penthouse Forum doesn't count?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #112 on: January 10, 2013, 11:24:14 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on January 10, 2013, 11:09:57 AM
All you amateurs have probably never read a single book on eating pussy.

Tried following @eatpussy on twitter, but he's apparently too busy to tweet
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #113 on: January 10, 2013, 11:30:47 AM »
I read the book, but the workbook's pages are all stuck together.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #114 on: January 10, 2013, 11:55:10 AM »
Quote from: noxin on January 10, 2013, 11:24:14 AM
Tried following @eatpussy on twitter, but he's apparently too busy to tweet

How do you know it's a he?
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #115 on: January 10, 2013, 11:58:21 AM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #116 on: January 10, 2013, 12:15:12 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 10, 2013, 11:55:10 AM
How do you know it's a he?

Dammit!!!  Don't do that to me when I'm at work.

OK!!!  Break Time!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #117 on: January 10, 2013, 01:57:33 PM »
I'm stepping up my game.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #118 on: January 10, 2013, 02:04:40 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 01:57:33 PM
I'm stepping up my game.

Make sure and let us know when it happens, we certainly don't want to miss it.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #119 on: January 10, 2013, 02:08:00 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 02:04:40 PM
Make sure and let us know when it happens, we certainly don't want to miss it.

Oh sure, you'll be the first to know left in the dark.

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