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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2013, 01:16:28 PM »
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2013, 01:16:54 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:14:04 PM
I like a Zest for Life.

Your uncle molests collies.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2013, 01:32:53 PM »
I've sent boys younger than you to gas chamber...Didn't want to do it..Felt I owed it to them.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2013, 01:33:52 PM »
How about a Fresca?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2013, 01:40:45 PM »
I want a hamburger...no, a cheeseburger...and I want fries...and I want...
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2013, 01:41:41 PM »
You'll get nothing and like it...

When you die..on your death bed..you will receive total consciousness.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2013, 01:42:59 PM »
I should have yelled 2.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2013, 01:49:27 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 01:42:59 PM
I should have yelled 2.
So what? So let's dance...
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2013, 01:52:05 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:49:27 PM
So what? So let's dance...

Don't sell yourself short bottomfeeder, you're a tremendous slouch.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2013, 01:54:38 PM »
I've always wanted to be a putter.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2013, 02:10:34 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2013, 02:00:06 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 12:29:52 PM
Anndddd.... how exactly do you define better? Who makes them better? God? Man? World standards? Finances? Wit? Education? All of the lovely things that really don't amount to shit when it comes right down to it.  You don't even fucking know me asshole. :taunt:

In every way your tiny, paranoid brain can conceive.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2013, 02:08:06 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:49:27 PM
So what? So let's dance...

This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2013, 02:10:26 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 02:08:06 PM
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Let's see....how many should we deduct?  Hmmmm....
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2013, 02:11:10 PM »
« Last Edit: January 09, 2013, 02:17:22 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2013, 02:11:36 PM »
my arm..I think I broke my arm...
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2013, 02:13:51 PM »
Danny, Danny, Danny....
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2013, 02:23:55 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 02:10:26 PM
Let's see....how many should we deduct?  Hmmmm....

I know (Drug reference)

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2013, 02:27:29 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 02:23:55 PM
I know (Drug reference)

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

wesfau and Wrench should be here shortly.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2013, 02:30:04 PM »
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2013, 02:30:25 PM »
Damn this thread has really gotten lively.

So bf, your thoughts on weskie?
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