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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2013, 10:56:01 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 10:47:34 AM
He's grown on me like a fungus.

Actually, he's improved.  I like to think that my harsh criticisms helped him pick his game up.

That message board coach he hired was money well spent.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2013, 11:19:23 AM »
Quote from: ND2001 on January 09, 2013, 10:56:01 AM
That message board coach he hired was money well spent.

Izzy Mendelbaum isn't cheap, but he's the best.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2013, 11:32:03 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Izzy Mendelbaum isn't cheap, but he's the best.

It's GO time!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2013, 12:06:22 PM »
Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2013, 12:11:53 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 09, 2013, 12:06:22 PM
Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum

You trying to say you're the #1 Dad?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2013, 12:15:48 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 09, 2013, 12:06:22 PM
Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum

You think you're better than me?

"Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2013, 12:16:37 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 12:15:48 PM
You think you're better than me?

Yes.

As are 99%...or roughly half...of the posters here.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2013, 12:18:23 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 12:16:37 PM
Yes.

As are 99%...or roughly half...of the posters here.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2013, 12:29:52 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 12:16:37 PM
Yes.

As are 99%...or roughly half...of the posters here.
Anndddd.... how exactly do you define better? Who makes them better? God? Man? World standards? Finances? Wit? Education? All of the lovely things that really don't amount to shit when it comes right down to it.  You don't even fucking know me asshole. :taunt:
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2013, 12:33:43 PM »
Your words are hurtful Wes. Don't expect to see BF at the pancake social Wednesday night.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2013, 12:40:40 PM »
AsO(OH)3=icehole
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2013, 12:48:15 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 12:33:43 PM
Your words are hurtful Wes. Don't expect to see BF at the pancake social Wednesday night.
I like traffic lights.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2013, 12:52:24 PM »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2013, 12:54:37 PM »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2013, 12:57:03 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 09, 2013, 12:54:37 PM
I like bull fights on acid.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2013, 01:00:11 PM »
Tie me up with some of your ties, Ty.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2013, 01:08:27 PM »
I like Cute Little Asses 2 cd2
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2013, 01:11:05 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:08:27 PM
I like Cute Little Asses 2 cd2

You're a tremendous slouch.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2013, 01:14:04 PM »
I like a Zest for Life.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2013, 01:15:11 PM »
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."
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