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Happy Birthday....
« on: January 07, 2013, 09:55:51 AM »
Tarheel.

Have a great one.

I have a joke that you'll appreciate especially...
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2013, 10:00:07 AM »
No doubt. 

I see Nubians in his future!

 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2013, 10:07:43 AM »
Happy Birthday my friend!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2013, 11:42:24 AM »
Happy birfsday and GO DOOKIES!!!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2013, 12:17:51 PM »
Happy Birthday fucker!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2013, 12:54:06 PM »
Not a coincidence that your birthday falls at the early part of College Hoops season... your most favoritest time of the year!

Happy Birthday, blue heeler.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2013, 12:59:07 PM »


This and Tarheel have something in common.  Happy Birthdays mothafucka
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2013, 01:11:49 PM »
Happy birthday Tarheel!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2013, 01:15:36 PM »
May your gun still shoot (straight) and your ammo be plentiful.


Happy birthday!

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2013, 01:18:33 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2013, 01:47:41 PM »
Happy birthday, you hoops lovin' sum bitch!  May the Dookies' stadium implode on itself this day.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2013, 01:54:52 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on January 07, 2013, 01:47:41 PM
Happy birthday, you hoops lovin' sum bitch!  May the Dookies' stadium implode on itself this day.

Yooouuuu're despicable
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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2013, 01:55:50 PM »
Thanks for the Birthday Wishes!  I do appreciate it; hate to be so scarce lately but between family travels for the holidaze...and work...and the terrible basketball season...it's been difficult to be on teh ebays for leisure.  I do appreciate my good Auburn friends!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2013, 01:56:49 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on January 07, 2013, 01:47:41 PM
Happy birthday, you hoops lovin' sum bitch!  May the Dookies' stadium implode on itself this day.

YES, indeed!  With Coach Rat-face inside!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2013, 02:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on January 07, 2013, 01:56:49 PM
YES, indeed!  With Coach Rat-face inside!

I hope a male stripper with goat aids pops out of your cake.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2013, 02:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Snagglechaun on January 07, 2013, 01:54:52 PM
Yooouuuu're despicable

I've got hate in my heart.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2013, 02:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on January 07, 2013, 02:02:28 PM
I've got hate in my heart.

I've got passion in my pants.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2013, 02:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Snagglechaun on January 07, 2013, 02:01:47 PM
I hope a male stripper with goat aids pops out of your cake.
Why do you hate RWS?
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2013, 02:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Snagglechaun on January 07, 2013, 02:01:47 PM
I hope a male stripper with goat aids pops out of your cake.

It's a Ram, not a goat.  How many times do I have to tell you people that!

And I do mean you people.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2013, 02:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on January 07, 2013, 02:22:31 PM
It's a Ram, not a goat.  How many times do I have to tell you people that!

And I do mean you people.
It's not gay, if it's your ram.






...you know, because it's YOUR ram.
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