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Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig

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Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« on: January 03, 2013, 08:21:13 PM »
Anybody heard anything definitive on his joining the staff? 2012 could turn out to be the best season historically in AU football. Why do I say that? The answer is all too obvious. The right people are being positioned for the perfect storm in AU history. WDE! I don't know if this could have happened absent the football season of 2012.

http://floridastate.247sports.com/Article/Dameyune-Craig-heads-back-home-to-Auburn-as-assistant-coach-109630 :clap: :clap: :clap:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/01/auburn_hires_former_quarterbac.html
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 08:24:49 PM »
All signs point to it being true.
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 08:44:22 PM »


Hell YES!
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2013, 08:46:57 PM »
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2013, 08:47:54 PM »
DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2013, 08:55:39 PM »
Holy shit. 
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2013, 09:11:19 PM »
I just pist my panty drawers but I'm still grinning. I never thought we'd land him after he decided to stay at FSU. Something is going on over there in Tallywhacker but I'm glad Gus is in the right place at the right time. He's done one helluva job at putting this staff together. I don't know if it will play out in this class but surely it will soon.
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2013, 09:55:42 PM »
THIS?  THIS is a fucking bad ass hire!
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 10:07:23 PM »
Gustav you brilliant SOB you've officially won me over.

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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2013, 10:09:01 PM »
I think i just filled the cup.
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 10:11:14 PM »


Mutha Fuckin Grand Mutha Fuckin Slam...MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 10:58:00 PM »


Mutha Fuckin Grand Mutha Fuckin Slam...MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!
Bissacia hire loaded the bases.

For realz awesome.

This is officially at least as good a staff as Chizik's inaugural staff. Impressed.
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2013, 11:29:34 PM »
Bissacia hire loaded the bases.

For realz awesome.

This is officially at least as good a staff as Chizik's inaugural staff. Impressed.
IMO, it's better...more cohesiveness and familiarity with each other and every hire has been a great hire (no O&B glasses).
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2013, 01:59:48 AM »
Ok.

Ok.

I'll say it.

For the first time since the Gus Bus rolled back into Auburn...

I'm moist.
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2013, 04:11:30 AM »
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM MOTHERFUCKER  :aubie:
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2013, 06:59:20 AM »
Excuse me while I go diddle myself.
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2013, 07:30:58 AM »
Excuse me while I go diddle myself.

I knew you were a 4th Battalion Marine.
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2013, 07:34:24 AM »
I knew you were a 4th Battalion Marine.

I am beginning to feel a little moist
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2013, 07:45:30 AM »
I am beginning to feel a little moist

How long of a deadhang do you need to get a 300?
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Re: Major earthquakes surrounding Coach Craig
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2013, 07:49:13 AM »
How long of a deadhang do you need to get a 300?

That's funny as hell.  I had forgotten about that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."