I was hoping that my wife would have our baby today so that I wouldn't have to work this week. But, since the baby is not cooperating, I will be sleeping for New Years so I can work the 6a-6p shift New Year Day. Yay.
You get to take time off to see another man's kid get born? Wow... that's a good HR policy.
Just like Bryant Denny, he can look from the outside but he can't go in.
He's naming his kid Bryant Denny Scissors?
Fun times in FloridaFlorida police department will give people $100 for every drunk driver they report. What could go wrong? http://t.co/D9lL0KvC
Perhaps this thread should be renamed to "Name RWS' baby a trashy Alabama related name".