I miss living in Opelika (lee county)

[dallaswareagle]

From the police blotter report:

Burglary and theft of property were reported Tuesday at a residence in the 600 block of Lee Road 412 in Phenix City after a dog kennel, cooler and yard decorations were taken and a door knob was damaged between 8 a.m. Dec. 24 and 5:45 p.m. Tuesday. 

[GH2001]

If its a lee road, it's more than likely not actually in phenix city. 98% of pc is in russell county. The few parts of pc that are in lee are very affluent hoods like St Andrews on lake Oliver. But yeah I get your drift.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

If its a lee road, it's more than likely not actually in phenix city. 98% of pc is in russell county. The few parts of pc that are in lee are very affluent hoods like St Andrews on lake Oliver. But yeah I get your drift.

I say it must have been in the affluent sections.  The effluent (look it up) sections wouldn't have noticed that their door knob got damaged.

[Snaggletiger]

Stupid is kuntayjus.  Man, I gots da' munchies.  I could sho go fo some Blue Belle...maybe some french fries....

Dude, you know how dat shit be messin' up yo insides.  You bettah make sho you has some Charmin ready.

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Three Troy residents started out the New Year by allegedly stealing some French fries and toilet paper during a home burglary, according to court records.

Court records show Umekia Fuller, 22, and Xavius Fuller, 23, both North Knox Street, and Cornelius Moore, 27, of Southland Mobile Home Park, were all arrested on New Year’s Day by the Troy Police Department and charged with felony third-degree burglary.  Records show police also charged Xavius Fuller with felony first-degree possession of marijuana.

Records show police charged the three people with stealing a pint of Blue Bell ice cream, 24 rolls of toilet paper and the half bag of French fries after kicking in the back door and busting the glass of a home on Mobley Drive.

Records also show police charged Xavius Fuller with felony marijuana possession after police allegedly found him in possession of a big clear sandwich bag, which contained seven smaller clear baggies with green plant material underneath his seat on the passenger side of a silver Chrysler.

Police arrested Fuller on the felony marijuana possession charge on the same street where the alleged burglary happened on Mobley Drive.

Both Umekia Fuller and Moore were taken to the Pike County Jail and held on $5,000 bail for the burglary charge. Xavius Fuller was taken to the county jail and held on $12,500 bail.
 
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