'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.

[bottomfeeder]

Bad Santa or bad manners? LMFAO! Happy Holidays Motherfucker!

Fox News host Bill O'Reilly was arrested in New York today for assaulting a department store Santa Claus at Macy's.

According to local reports, the 63-year old conservative pundit was shopping at the venerated Manhattan landmark for a last-minute Christmas gift and became enraged when the on-site Santa wished him "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".

Witnesses say that after a brief argument O'Reilly punched the Santa Claus in the face and wrestled him to the ground before a throng of onlookers. The two then traded blows for close to a minute before security guards broke the fight up.

The Santa Claus, a 47 year old man from Newark, NJ, is recovering at NYU Langone Medical Center from injuries sustained in the brawl and expected to undergo several surgeries tonight to repair nerve damage in his nose.

'Merry Christmas Motherfucker'

I have always loathed fucking O'Reilly.

[Saniflush]

Bad Santa or bad manners? LMFAO! Happy Holidays Motherfucker!

I have always loathe fucking O'Reilly.

So he's a bad lay?

[bottomfeeder]

I don't know YET. But when I find out, I'll be sure to post here before updating my FB status.

[DnATL]

So he's a bad lay?

well, it is outside of a relationship

[Snaggletiger]

well, it is outside of a relationship

empty

[Jumbo]

I'm ready for a few Auburn games.