High School Assistant Coach Declines to Join Malzahn's Staff

[Snaggletiger]

o.k., I get it. I screwed up the movie quotes thingy. But the answer is because they eat with their pecker, dammit. Couldn't someone at least humor me a little with a set up?

Nope.  Miss a movie quote around here and you lose all street cred for at least a month. 

[noxin]

There's something wrong with his medulla oblongata

[WiregrassTiger]

Nope.  Miss a movie quote around here and you lose all street cred for at least a month.

Ahhhh, so you're saying I had street cred huh? I knew it.

[djsimp]

Ahhhh, so you're saying I had street cred huh? I knew it.

Don't get too far ahead of yourself there Dothan Jr.

[Townhallsavoy]

Nope.  Miss a movie quote around here and you lose all street cred for at least a month.

Oh, please.  We all know that if you want to regain your cool status, all you have to do is pee your pants.

[jmar]

http://www.oanow.com/the_corner_news/news/sports/article_a579ebf4-486a-11e2-8dcf-0019bb30f31a.html

Bentley's son was at play here as well...something like 47 TD passes aginst 5 picks. Unclear as to what staff position dad would have occupied but he could have strolled into any high school in SC where everyone knows him.

Craig I'm assuming really didn't want to be known simply as a recruiter and perhaps values his position coaching skills more than the bump in salary and move was worth to him. He got his raise to stay on in Tallahassee. 
   

[Buzz Killington]

Oh, please.  We all know that if you want to regain your cool status, all you have to do is pee your pants.

If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

[AUJarhead]

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

[Godfather]

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

No you don't

[AU_Tiger_2000]

No you don't

Well, not me personally, but this friend of mine...him and her GOT    IT    ON!!  WOO HOOO!!!!!

[Godfather]

Well, not me personally, but this friend of mine...him and her GOT    IT    ON!!  WOO HOOO!!!!!

No they didn't

[AU_Tiger_2000]

No they didn't

Well...no, but you could imagine what it would be like?  Huh?  Huh?  Ok.  Everybody on the bus!  Sit down and shut up!