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High School Assistant Coach Declines to Join Malzahn's Staff
« on: December 17, 2012, 12:28:07 PM »
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http://www.oanow.com/the_corner_news/news/sports/article_a579ebf4-486a-11e2-8dcf-0019bb30f31a.html

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(Bobby) Bentley is a former national high school coach of the year, who has spent the last four years working as the offensive coordinator at Byrnes High School in Duncan, S.C., which is widely considered one of the nation's most elite high school programs. Bentley won four straight state championships as Byrnes' head coach before leaving to coach at Presbyterian College in 2007, but has since returned to Byrnes as offensive coordinator and the school district's athletic director.

SportsTalk, a local sports radio show in South Carolina, confirmed late last week that Bentley was offered a job by Malzahn and Auburn. Bentley later, however, released a statement via his Twitter account saying that he had turned down the offer.

"I am committed to District 5 and Byrnes," Bentley tweeted. "I have not taken a job at any other school and will be coaching at Byrnes."
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Re: High School Assistant Coach Declines to Join Malzahn's Staff
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 12:36:04 PM »
I hear they're currently in negotiations with Spence McCracken.
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 12:39:54 PM »
Guys, we don't need to try to hit a homerun every hire.  Bently won't be hired by anyone this football season.  We need to look at the Junior High level.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 12:44:32 PM »
Guys, we don't need to try to hit a homerun every hire.  Bently won't be hired by anyone this football season.  We need to look at the Junior High level.

So, you're saying Frank Bongivengo, Jr. is just a pipe dream and I should give up hope?
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Re: High School Assistant Coach Declines to Join Malzahn's Staff
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2012, 12:51:20 PM »
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http://www.oanow.com/the_corner_news/news/sports/article_a579ebf4-486a-11e2-8dcf-0019bb30f31a.html


I don't understand everyone freaking out about this? About him not taking it or if he had that he was just coming from high school?

The last time I checked nobody here had coached their first college game as of yet.  It is pretty well agreed that Gus needed to clean house and bring in his own folks no matter who they might be.  If everyone really agrees that you give the man the keys to the program and let him drive then you stay the fuck out of his way and let him do it his way.  Anything less is nothing more than the micromanaging that everyone swears that they cannot stand in the first place.   
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 12:53:49 PM »

I don't understand everyone freaking out about this? About him not taking it or if he had that he was just coming from high school?

The last time I checked nobody here had coached their first college game as of yet.  It is pretty well agreed that Gus needed to clean house and bring in his own folks no matter who they might be.  If everyone really agrees that you give the man the keys to the program and let him drive then you stay the fuck out of his way and let him do it his way.  Anything less is nothing more than the micromanaging that everyone swears that they cannot stand in the first place.   

I think he declined cause he knows the hammer is coming.

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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2012, 01:11:41 PM »

The last time I checked nobody here had coached their first college game as of yet.  It is pretty well agreed that Gus needed to clean house and bring in his own folks no matter who they might be.  If everyone really agrees that you give the man the keys to the program and let him drive then you stay the fuck out of his way and let him do it his way.  Anything less is nothing more than the micromanaging that everyone swears that they cannot stand in the first place.   

Look, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything at Auburn, including the newspapers, they meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
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Re: High School Assistant Coach Declines to Join Malzahn's Staff
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2012, 01:12:48 PM »
Who is Bobby Bentley?
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2012, 01:37:00 PM »
Who is Bobby Bentley?

brother to Kenny. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2012, 02:49:46 PM »
Look, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything at Auburn, including the newspapers, they meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

So who's in this Pentavirate?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2012, 02:49:53 PM »
Look, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything at Auburn, including the newspapers, they meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
You know, we have ways of dealing with people who like to talk about things that they shouldn't be talking about. Don't be surprised if you start getting parking tickets at your own house. And shit.
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2012, 02:50:33 PM »
So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2012, 02:53:39 PM »
The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

How can you hate "The Colonel"?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 02:57:48 PM »
How can you hate "The Colonel"?
Do you not know how many chicken deaths this man is responsible for? Roosters too. Also, do you know why roosters don't urinate?
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2012, 03:11:13 PM »
How can you hate "The Colonel"?
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!


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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2012, 03:18:31 PM »
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Interesting...(cuckoo).
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« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2012, 03:21:40 PM »
Somebody is supposed to ask why chickens do not urinate, dammit.
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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2012, 03:54:28 PM »
Somebody is supposed to ask why chickens do not urinate, dammit.

Negative.

here - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108174/quotes
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2012, 04:57:47 PM »
Negative.

here - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108174/quotes
o.k., I get it. I screwed up the movie quotes thingy. But the answer is because they eat with their pecker, dammit. Couldn't someone at least humor me a little with a set up?
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