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He's Coming For You, Simp
« on: December 14, 2012, 10:04:15 AM »
Congrats to the newest proud Papa X.  AUTiger1 and Tigerette1 have a new baby boy. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2012, 10:11:59 AM »
Congrats.
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 10:29:16 AM »
Congrats!!!
Get that kid some Maker's Mark, STAT!
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 10:32:02 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:29:16 AM
Congrats!!!  Get that kid some Maker's Mark, STAT!

Guarantee he could hold the bottle.  The new girl and I agree - that kid has the biggest hands I have ever seen on a newborn.  Gus needs to be sending a letter of congratulations and an offer all wrapped up into one.

He is also the spitting image of his daddy.  Simp cannot claim credit for this one.

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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2012, 10:32:33 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:29:16 AM
Congrats!!!
Get that kid some Maker's Mark, STAT!

He's already got the IV bag filled and hanging it on the pole.
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 10:37:15 AM »
Congrats!  Hope Mother and Baby are doing good.
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2012, 10:42:37 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2012, 10:32:33 AM
He's already got the IV bag filled and hanging it on the pole.

It's a Festivus miracle!
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2012, 10:55:41 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:42:37 AM
It's a Festivus miracle!

Yeah, well Mrs. AUT1 accomplished the feats of strength... way to go, girlfriend!!  Can't wait to have an adult beverage with you at an X-Gate next year!
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2012, 11:01:19 AM »
Congratulations!  Now you'll be counting the days down until he's old enough to be trained to fetch beer.
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2012, 02:49:39 PM »
Thanks!  Momma and baby are good and healthy. 
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2012, 04:01:39 PM »
Congrats!
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2012, 08:00:19 PM »
Congrats! Glad momma and baby are doing well. I'll raise a glass for you tonight!
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2012, 03:08:54 PM »
Congratulations on the new addition! Hope every one is healthy and doing well.

When is the next one coming?
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2012, 11:07:39 AM »
Quote from: djsimp on December 16, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
Congratulations on the new addition! Hope every one is healthy and doing well.

When is the next one coming?

9 months + 6 weeks.
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 11:33:02 AM »
Conception Video?
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2012, 04:26:23 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 11:33:02 AM
Conception Video?

I'll send it to you for the nominal fee of $19.95 + s/h
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2012, 04:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 17, 2012, 04:26:23 PM
I'll send it to you for the nominal fee of $19.95 + s/h
Why would I want a video of you and your hand?
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2012, 05:01:26 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 04:57:31 PM
Why would I want a video of you and your hand?

Buuurrrrnnnnnn....
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2012, 07:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 17, 2012, 05:01:26 PM
Buuurrrrnnnnnn....

....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2012, 05:46:18 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on December 16, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
Congratulations on the new addition! Hope every one is healthy and doing well.

When is the next one coming?

Never.

Quote from: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 11:33:02 AM
Conception Video?

Waiting on the highest bidder.
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