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Let's be smart about drinking & driving this season.

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Let's be smart about drinking & driving this season.
« on: December 13, 2012, 11:33:17 AM »
At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great regularity, I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before; I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 11:42:46 AM »
At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great regularity, I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before; I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.

That's just wrong
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Re: Let's be smart about drinking & driving this season.
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 12:00:05 PM »
That's just wrong


 I bet if you go out this holiday season, you'll be looking for an empty cab.
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 01:16:47 PM »
At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great regularity, I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before; I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.

I am not afraid to call a cab if I've been drinking; it's worth every red cent compared to a DUI and jail time and a blood-sucking lawyer (no offense...).
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 01:17:35 PM »
This is great advice. Lawnmowers, golf carts and bicycles have let me down thusfar.
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 01:42:09 PM »
I am not afraid to call a cab if I've been drinking; it's worth every red cent compared to a DUI and jail time and a blood-sucking lawyer (no offense...).

Cheap bastard.  How's a brother gonna' make a living round here?  $$$$$Cha-ching$$$$$
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 02:34:03 PM »
Cheap bastard.  How's a brother gonna' make a living round here?  $$$$$Cha-ching$$$$$

Looks like he doesn't care about your caring.
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 02:41:39 PM »
Looks like he doesn't care about your caring.

Mama needs some new shoes and he wants her to go barefoot this Christmas.
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 04:55:04 PM »
Cheap bastard.  How's a brother gonna' make a living go on his 8th vacation this year round here?  $$$$$Cha-ching$$$$$
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 04:59:16 PM »
For the last several years on St Pats Day, I have called a wrecker to take me and car home.
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 05:06:53 PM »
I haven't been on a vacation in days.  We do have a cruise booked for February.  My daughter is dancing/performing on Royal Caribbean.  Leave from San Juan, Puerto Rico Suave and stop each day at different Saint islands.  St. Marks...St. Lucia...St. Bernard...whatever. Thanksgiving day, we were skyping with her and she was at cabana bar on St. Lucia...in a bikini....having a Pina Colada for Thanksgiving dinner..with the ocean about 30 yards behind her. 

Batch!!
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2012, 05:19:42 PM »
For the last several years on St Pats Day, I have called a wrecker to take me and car home.

Damn fine idea there...unless it involved an accident...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 05:22:39 PM »
Mama needs some new shoes and he wants her to go barefoot this Christmas.


That's how mama needs to be...barefoot...and in the kitchen...getting me a whiskey drink...I was channeling GarMan there for a moment...sorry.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2012, 05:25:52 PM »
Thanksgiving day, we were skyping with her and she was at cabana bar on St. Lucia...in a bikini....having a Pina Colada for Thanksgiving dinner..with the ocean about 30 yards behind her. 

Pics or GTFO!
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2012, 05:58:48 PM »
When did you stop caring?
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2012, 12:39:20 AM »
My daughter is dancing/performing on Royal Caribbean. 
Does the rolling of the waves affect her moves on the pole?  Where does she hide the dramamine patch?
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2012, 11:16:22 AM »
The best thing to do is, when you see the lights for the roadblock, turn in the first driveway and go the other way.  It works every time.
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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2012, 11:31:56 AM »
The best thing to do is, when you see the lights for the roadblock, turn in the first driveway and go the other way.  It works every time.

Srsly?  So...if you don't actually make it to the road block...technically...they can't stop and check you? 

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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2012, 01:43:51 PM »
The best thing to do is, when you see the lights for the roadblock, turn in the first driveway and go the other way.  It works every time.
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