Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...

[The Prowler]

OL Christian Westerman (Fr.) asked and was granted his release today, he intends to transfer to Arizona St.

[djsimp]

Damn, I was thinking he had some grit about him. Whatever, get the fuck out if you can't handle it.

[Godfather]

NCAA sanctions...

[AUTailgatingRules]

White linemen are over rated

[The Prowler]

I'm going to guess that there'll be around 6 more players that either quit or transfer.

[Townhallsavoy]

Fuck. 

As much as our fat boys sucked, I still don't want to lose any of the young ones.

[Snaggletiger]

Not making excuses here but this isn't really surprising.  The guy couldn't crack the starting line up even on our last two shittastic teams.  We signed a huge, highly rated O-line class last season as well.  He's headed back to his home state and I'd wager that he's far more likely to get playing time in the coming years at ASU than at Auburn. 

[Pell City Tiger]

Not making excuses here but this isn't really surprising.  The guy couldn't crack the starting line up even on our last two shittastic teams.  We signed a huge, highly rated O-line class last season as well.  He's headed back to his home state and I'd wager that he's far more likely to get playing time in the coming years at ASU than at Auburn.

I agree. Westerman's stint on the Plains has been as disappointing as getting a blowjob from an Eskimo chick. If he couldn't crack the lineup with the turnstile we've had for a line, then it's best that he head on out west.

For the record, Eskimo blowjobs are disappointing because all they do is rub their nose on your dick for 5 minutes or so. Turrible.

[noxin]

Beats a cannibal blowjob

[The Prowler]

Beats a cannibal blowjob

Too much teeth?

[djsimp]

Too much teeth?

You have to watch out for a small mouth.

[Snaggletiger]

I agree. Westerman's stint on the Plains has been as disappointing as getting a blowjob from an Eskimo chick. If he couldn't crack the lineup with the turnstile we've had for a line, then it's best that he head on out west.

For the record, Eskimo blowjobs are disappointing because all they do is rub their nose on your dick for 5 minutes or so. Turrible.

And you know this....?

[Jumbo]

And you know this....?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Pell City Tiger]

And you know this....?

I was the mayor of Unalakleet.

Actually, it's a line from a South Park episode that apparently no one here watched.