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Re: Crime Shows
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2012, 12:43:42 PM »
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.  And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


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Re: Crime Shows
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2012, 12:53:48 PM »
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.  And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


I actually learned this and how to make a pipe bomb as a part of my "Questioned Death Investigation" class in Kolledge.
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Re: Crime Shows
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2012, 01:16:05 PM »
I actually learned this and how to make a pipe bomb as a part of my "Questioned Death Investigation" class in Kolledge.

I learned how to make bombs (pipe and others) in the military as part of my "kill other motherfuckers before they kill you"

There is a way to blow up a car with just speaker wire and a igniter.
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Re: Crime Shows
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2012, 06:37:04 PM »
A guy from Piedmont and a buddy were stealing from a local drug lord's pot fields - they got caught, executed and their bodies were dumped in a lime pit.  Everyone in town knows where they are, who did it, and what happened, but no one is saying anything.  The dude's mother puts notices in the paper on his birthday every year begging him to come home. :sad:  He was in 7th grade for the third time when I was in 7th grade.  He finally dropped out when he made the magic age of 16.  Cannot say it was an unexpected way for him to die, nor can I say that it was a loss to society
They found a woman's skeleton out that way last week. She'd been missing since 2009. Supposedly, a phone call was made to the cops with specific information on where to find her remains. The news report said she was heavily involved in the drug scene in that area.
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Re: Crime Shows
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2012, 10:50:35 PM »
They found a woman's skeleton out that way last week. She'd been missing since 2009. Supposedly, a phone call was made to the cops with specific information on where to find her remains. The news report said she was heavily involved in the drug scene in that area.

Ronnie Chandler was the first guy ever sentenced to death under the Feds Drug Kingpin Act.  He was responsible for the guys in the lime pit.  Probably for this woman as well. 
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