Ahhh, the Nagumskahuk twins...Freaking Tongans! They're warriors and irreplaceable. Imagine a whole team of the bastards. You'd never lose. Like having markeith cooper at PR. Not even fair to the other guys.
Hey they just signed Davey Caldwell at LB from the Mother Superior School of Abuse. Sure he's white, and slow, and 5'4" tall, but both of his brothers were serial killers. That's gotta count for something.