Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletics Director, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, richardless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shoot he is! Hallelujah! Holy shoot! Where's the Tylenol?
Thought I would drag this thread up due to this tweet from CGM.
Fuck Finebaum in his crimson loving ass. Yes, the attacks will be coming from the Alabama media. You don't think they would have said anything had BMFP been the coach? That argument is baseless IMO.About a week ago, I told my pops that I truly believed either Petrino or Malzahn could come in and get this team back on track IF they hired a proven DC. I still believe it!
I'm actually surprised that I didn't even have a post in the thread but yes there is some comedy gold that tastes like crow in this thread.
Hai guyz.
Well none of us were really happy about it after the abortion we had just endured.
I haz yall on my prayer list. The last bunch was from Texas and they had an ill fated rendezvous with a comet.No matter where you go to school, remember yall are Bammers, too. Love yall. Especially the ones who made teh Hillbilly remarks. Eat it.
It really is quite comical how some of you doubters that didn't understand the complexities of this hire, actually questioned it and JJ. I knew it was genius the whole time. No, really. I did.
Yes. We failed this one. Oh well.
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