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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #100 on: December 06, 2012, 12:38:18 PM »
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletics Director, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, richardless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shoot he is! Hallelujah! Holy shoot! Where's the Tylenol?
I'm ready to go.
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #101 on: December 04, 2013, 01:42:33 PM »
Thought I would drag this thread up due to this tweet from CGM.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #102 on: December 04, 2013, 01:49:37 PM »
Thought I would drag this thread up due to this tweet from CGM.

A lot of crow pie on early pages of this thread.  :bus: :bus: :bus: :bus:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #103 on: December 04, 2013, 01:54:11 PM »
Fuck Finebaum in his crimson loving ass.  Yes, the attacks will be coming from the Alabama media.  You don't think they would have said anything had BMFP been the coach?  That argument is baseless IMO.

About a week ago, I told my pops that I truly believed either Petrino or Malzahn could come in and get this team back on track IF they hired a proven DC.  I still believe it!

It's like I think it and it happens a year later...
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« Reply #104 on: December 04, 2013, 01:55:50 PM »
I'm actually surprised that I didn't even have a post in the thread but yes there is some comedy gold that tastes like crow in this thread.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #105 on: December 04, 2013, 01:56:06 PM »
I've been pretty much copying everything over to FB today.

#stillhigh
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« Reply #106 on: December 04, 2013, 02:02:44 PM »
I'm actually surprised that I didn't even have a post in the thread but yes there is some comedy gold that tastes like crow in this thread.


Me neither, I guess I have always been a wait and see guy. I think that is part of my keenness. :blah:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #107 on: December 04, 2013, 02:07:10 PM »
Hai guyz.
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« Reply #108 on: December 04, 2013, 02:09:27 PM »
Hai guyz.


Well none of us were really happy about it after the abortion we had just endured.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #109 on: December 04, 2013, 02:12:36 PM »
Well none of us were really happy about it after the abortion we had just endured.


Fuck  :huh: Tells you what a really piss poor job him and his staff did.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #110 on: December 04, 2013, 02:17:51 PM »
I haz yall on my prayer list. The last bunch was from Texas and they had an ill fated rendezvous with a comet.
No matter where you go to school, remember yall are Bammers, too. Love yall. Especially the ones who made teh Hillbilly remarks. Eat it.

This gets my vote for best post.
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« Reply #111 on: December 04, 2013, 02:22:14 PM »
Petrino wouldn't have lost to LSU

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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #113 on: December 04, 2013, 02:31:13 PM »
It really is quite comical how some of you doubters that didn't understand the complexities of this hire, actually questioned it and JJ. I knew it was genius the whole time. No, really. I did.
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« Reply #114 on: December 04, 2013, 02:37:53 PM »
It really is quite comical how some of you doubters that didn't understand the complexities of this hire, actually questioned it and JJ. I knew it was genius the whole time. No, really. I did.

 
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #115 on: December 04, 2013, 02:46:03 PM »
Hah, fuck I was angry.
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #116 on: December 04, 2013, 03:09:06 PM »
Good God this whole thread was full of fail. 
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #117 on: December 04, 2013, 03:11:46 PM »
Yes. We failed this one. Oh well.
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« Reply #118 on: December 04, 2013, 03:13:43 PM »
Yes. We failed this one. Oh well.

Better to have failed on this one than be right.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #119 on: December 04, 2013, 03:16:55 PM »
Now we can all have us a big crack party. GF, you bringing the party favorites?

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