It's Malzahn

AUChizad · « **Reply #60 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:23:24 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2012, 05:21:31 PM

I know it will eventually come out but despite appearances, I don't think this was Jacobs' hire. I think the committee really settled on CGM....for whatever the reasons

There is no fucking committee. Bo's daughter tweeted that it was all a ruse.

Godfather · « **Reply #61 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:23:33 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on December 04, 2012, 05:18:31 PM

Yep. The only other one I would have felt this bad about would have been Clemson's OC.

I wouldn't have liked it any more, but I wouldn't be as upset as I am right now. At least the Clemson OC would have been new blood a fresh start. I could have hope.

Nope!

This is Kiehl Frazier vs Clint Moseley to me. Your fucked either way.

CCTAU · « **Reply #62 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:24:00 PM »

Chizik as DC. He's already being paid......

AWK · « **Reply #63 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:25:42 PM »

We should have just hired Sandusky, because we are all getting fucked.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #64 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:30:19 PM »

Tweeted from a friend's office. We've really struck fear into the hearts of saban nation with this one...

AUChizad · « **Reply #65 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:35:09 PM »

Quote from: AWK on December 04, 2012, 05:25:42 PM

We should have just hired Sandusky, because we are all getting fucked.

Forde reported that he spurned us.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #66 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:51:20 PM »

Quote

MALZAHN: Hang on, I'm gettin' a call. Go for Gustavo. Six million, huh? And I can walk in any gas station I want and eat a whole box of Fiddle-Faddle in the store without paying for it? Oh, only in the state. No, that makes sense. Uh-huh. Well, Jay, I'd say you've got yourself a coach then.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/12/4/3726850/s-un-b-e-l-t-returns

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/12/4/3727262/the-trees-an-auburn-fable

Then there is this little jewel:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/12/4/3728662/malzahn-bielema-tale-of-the-tape

Alajambama · « **Reply #67 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:30:51 PM »

...And Gus was like, SHUT UP!

The Six · « **Reply #68 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:34:17 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on December 04, 2012, 05:23:24 PM

There is no fudgeing committee. Bo's daughter tweeted that it was all a ruse.

Link?

AUownsU · « **Reply #69 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:38:01 PM »

To my homie Bob Petrino. It could have been beautiful bruh...

Maybe if you keep your nose clean for a few years the dumb motherfuckers that blocked you will believe you served a long enough penance to hire your ass when we fall on our face again. Please don't be mad.
With that said, atleast it wasn't Kirby fucking Smart.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #70 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:50:42 PM »

Quote from: Alajambama on December 04, 2012, 06:30:51 PM

...And Gus was like, SHUT UP!

Who fucking let the bammers in? http://www.thebamanation.com/bamatalk/index.php?action=profile;u=216

Quote

Forty-nine to nothing was a hell of a score
Saban let off the gas or we could have had more
Scored Forty-two points in just the first half
The barn players looked beaten and I had to laugh
I never saw Trooper whirling his sweaty rag
He may have thrown it in like some kind of fag
I hope they keep Chizik, and that is a fact
A billion dollar buyout on a lifetime contract
Hard to believe two years ago they were on top
Now a three and nine season is a big flip-flop
It just couldn't happen to a much better bunch
And you have figure this was the knock-out punch
And what gets even better for their situation
Is they could be staring at some NCAA probation
They sold their souls for one lucky year of glory
Now they reap what they've sewn...End of story

http://www.thebamanation.com/bamatalk/index.php?topic=19941.msg250106#msg250106

Kaos · « **Reply #71 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:53:20 PM »

Never gets old does it?

The Six · « **Reply #72 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:54:18 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on December 04, 2012, 06:53:20 PM

Never gets old does it?

The gift that keeps on giving

JR4AU · « **Reply #73 on:** December 04, 2012, 07:20:10 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on December 04, 2012, 03:46:18 PM

We spent 11 million dollars to start over, and we get Gus. He'll probably retain Trooper & Luper.

This will be very telling as to who is actually in charge down there.

boartitz · « **Reply #74 on:** December 04, 2012, 09:16:31 PM »

I haz yall on my prayer list. The last bunch was from Texas and they had an ill fated rendezvous with a comet.
No matter where you go to school, remember yall are Bammers, too. Love yall. Especially the ones who made teh Hillbilly remarks. Eat it.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #75 on:** December 04, 2012, 09:27:17 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on December 04, 2012, 09:16:31 PM

I haz yall on my prayer list. The last bunch was from Texas and they had an ill fated rendezvous with a comet.
No matter where you go to school, remember yall are Bammers, too. Love yall. Especially the ones who made teh Hillbilly remarks. Eat it.

I thought you had run afoul of Wally Hall. Where in the Starkville have you been?

boartitz · « **Reply #76 on:** December 04, 2012, 09:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on December 04, 2012, 09:27:17 PM

I thought you had run afoul of Wally Hall. Where in the Starkville have you been?

I'm out there,Bro. Way out there.
Thanks for your concern. I always liked you. Really. You're a good shit.

HSVBeerNerd · « **Reply #77 on:** December 04, 2012, 09:36:16 PM »

Anyone else listening to the press conference live?? Listening to the fuckery fuckshits Jay Jacobs talk is making me want to

djsimp · « **Reply #78 on:** December 04, 2012, 09:37:50 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on December 04, 2012, 09:29:57 PM

I'm out there,Bro. Way out there.
Thanks for your concern. I always liked you. Really. You're a good shit.

Acid?

GH2001 · « **Reply #79 on:** December 04, 2012, 10:13:23 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2012, 05:07:36 PM

Would you feel the same way if it were Patterson or Smart? The reason I ask is that I wonder if the outrage is more from the BP at all cost supporters. I had Smart and Patterson higher on my list but BP hire wouldn't have hurt me feelings too much.

No. And because of what Awk said. He is from the chizik regime. Wasn't impressed with the personal issues of dyer, pike or d Moseley. He looks no more to be a disciplinarian than chizik. I hope he is but he gave dyer a chance when even chizik kicked him out of the wild wild west. That's bad IMHO.