Just for perspective.....

[AUownsU]

Arkansas' top two candidates for their HCing position: Les Miles and Chris Peterson. Fuck you Jay Jacobs.

[JR4AU]

My top 10 candidates to fuck are smokin' hot, and I'm never going to fuck any of them. 

[AUTailgatingRules]

Arkansas' top two candidates for their HCing position: Les Miles and Chris Peterson. Fuck you Jay Jacobs.

Let em have Petrino back

[The Prowler]

My top 10 candidates to fuck are smokin' hot, and I'm never going to fuck any of them.

Well, you could atleast try to, that's what Arkansas is doing and could get lucky with one of those. Auburn is instead going after the ”easy”/”safe” one, hoping that they'll become ”smokin hot” one day...eventhough their father is a Neanderthal and their mother is a Donkey (stranger things have happened, but it's a pretty good bet that they'll be looking for another one to get with in a few years).

[JR4AU]

Well, you could atleast try to, that's what Arkansas is doing and could get lucky with one of those. Auburn is instead going after the ”easy”/”safe” one, hoping that they'll become ”smokin hot” one day...eventhough their father is a Neanderthal and their mother is a Donkey (stranger things have happened, but it's a pretty good bet that they'll be looking for another one to get with).

Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?

[The Prowler]

Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?

If I had to guess, these are the ones that Jay Jacobs has interviewed:

Mr. Potato Head
Kenney (from South Park)
Kermit the Frog
Kool-Aid (Orange Flavor)
Grimace
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Count Chocula
Beavis
Captain Kirk
Alvin (from Alvin and the Chipmunks)
E.T.
Alf
Big Bird
Eeyore

I'm pretty sure it'll be one of those excellent candidates.

[AUownsU]

Let me put it this way. Anyone heard any rumors of Arky or UT interviewing Gus, Chad Morris, or Kirby's ass?

[WiregrassTiger]

Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?

Hell yes, I do. I seen it on the internets.

[Townhallsavoy]

Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?

Nope.  This whole coaching search is lame. 

[Pell City Tiger]

Hell yes, I do. I seen it on the internets.

They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.

[Buzz Killington]

They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.

Bonjour

[Vandy Vol]

Bonjour

French, likes penis...it all makes sense now.

[GH2001]

Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?

Nope.

But fans will work themselves into a frenzy over speculation.

[Buzz Killington]

French, likes penis...it all makes sense now.

Where is that closet door anyway?

[AU_Tiger_2000]

If I had to guess, these are the ones that Jay Jacobs has interviewed:


Kool-Aid (Orange Flavor)

I'm disappointed we can't get the red guy, but at least the orange one is already the correct color and trained under red for years.

[The Six]

I'm disappointed we can't get the red guy, but at least the orange one is already the correct color and trained under red for years.

Well, if you believe the rumors, we interviewed Kirby Smart...

[Buzz Killington]

I'm disappointed we can't get the red guy, but at least the orange one is already the correct color and trained under red for years.

Racist

[CCTAU]

Racist

It's only racist if you litter!

[Vandy Vol]

Where is that closet door anyway?

I don't know.  But when we find it, we can hold hands as we walk out.

[The Prowler]

Where is that closet door anyway?

Seven days later...

I don't know.  But when we find it, we can hold hands as we walk out.

Ohhhhh...BURN!!!!!