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Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?

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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2012, 02:03:15 PM »
i take everything back i said about you.  i agree.
I am glad we can all just get along. Christmas spirit and all.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2012, 02:09:31 PM »
I am glad we can all just get along. Christmas spirit and all.

Fuck you.  There, I feel better. 

I get what you're saying about Smart.  Chances are, he'd do well as HC.  There's just that part of me that says we have to have someone who has been there, done that.  He comes in and we know exactly what we're getting.  No excuses.  No unknowns.  I will say though, whoever it is, short of some head scratching 5-19 fail, I'm ready to name him and get behind him like Sandusky.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2012, 02:19:22 PM »
i have a friend who's sister goes to OSU...she mentioned that a friend of a friend saw the auburn  jet in corvalis.  Riley?

tifwiw

Mike Riley is 59 y.o. and is 81-66 at OSU. They say he really loves his Beavers.  Kind of tough love.  He rides them til they're soaking wet.   
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2012, 02:35:05 PM »
fudge you.  There, I feel better. 

I get what you're saying about Smart.  Chances are, he'd do well as HC.  There's just that part of me that says we have to have someone who has been there, done that.  He comes in and we know exactly what we're getting.  No excuses.  No unknowns.  I will say though, whoever it is, short of some head scratching 5-19 fail, I'm ready to name him and get behind him like Sandusky.
I would like a seasoned veteran too. When Jimbo and Petrino are the most tenured HCs from this region of the country, it's a pretty slack year. I have under panties that are older than their HC stints.

I don't know that we can afford to get Patterson. It looks to me that Gus, Petrino and Smart are the most viable options. I've never liked Petrino. I think he's a stubby dick with ears. But of the 3, he has the best resume.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2012, 02:43:35 PM »
Why play for an unproven, young, inexperienced, side kick to Nick Saban at a struggling program when you could play for Nick Saban? 
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2012, 03:00:12 PM »
Why play for an unproven, young, inexperienced, side kick to Nick Saban at a struggling program when you could play for Nick Saban?
I don't know but the UF recruits don't seem to mind. Just heard that Bobby P's brother took job in Idaho. Can someone confirm? I'm too busy snorting crank off a hookers ass.

If he did, does this lend one to believe Bobby ain't coaching this year? Does to me.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2012, 03:01:31 PM »
I don't know but the UF recruits don't seem to mind. Just heard that Bobby P's brother took job in Idaho. Can someone confirm? I'm too busy snorting crank off a hookers ass.

If he did, does this lend one to believe Bobby ain't coaching this year? Does to me.
He did. Saw that over the weekend.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2012, 04:17:00 PM »
For the record, my choice would be Petrino 1, Smart 2.

It depends on what philosophy you want really. Petrino for offense. Smart for defense.

Smart could be as good or better than boom. And, it would piss Alabama fans off to have Smart announced before the championship.

Smart moves to number 1 if he is announced this week, holds a press conference and declares, "I am an Auburn man now. Auburn is my only focus and I will not coach another game or put forth any more effort to help the University of Alabama."

Then he walks off the stage to where Liner, Lawson and Foster are sitting and gives them a chest bump...
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2012, 04:25:30 PM »
For the record, my choice would be Petrino 1, Smart 2.

It depends on what philosophy you want really. Petrino for offense. Smart for defense.

Smart could be as good or better than boom. And, it would piss Alabama fans off to have Smart announced before the championship.

Smart moves to number 1 if he is announced this week, holds a press conference and declares, "I am an Auburn man now. Auburn is my only focus and I will not coach another game or put forth any more effort to help the University of Alabama."

Then he walks off the stage to where Liner, Lawson and Foster are sitting and gives them a chest bump...

I have wood.

If they did name Smart, I think it would be with the stipulation he hits the ground running immediately.  Most people say it's Lord Saybinz making the defensive calls anyway.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2012, 04:40:33 PM »
For the record, my choice would be Petrino 1, Smart 2.

It depends on what philosophy you want really. Petrino for offense. Smart for defense.

Smart could be as good or better than boom. And, it would piss Alabama fans off to have Smart announced before the championship.

Smart moves to number 1 if he is announced this week, holds a press conference and declares, "I am an Auburn man now. Auburn is my only focus and I will not coach another game or put forth any more effort to help the University of Alabama."

Then he walks off the stage to where Liner, Lawson and Foster are sitting and gives them a chest bump...
The only thing better would be if he stayed at uat and intentionally sabotaged their defensive gameplan.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2012, 04:43:39 PM »
For the record, my choice would be Petrino 1, Smart 2.

It depends on what philosophy you want really. Petrino for offense. Smart for defense.

Smart could be as good or better than boom. And, it would piss Alabama fans off to have Smart announced before the championship.

Smart moves to number 1 if he is announced this week, holds a press conference and declares, "I am an Auburn man now. Auburn is my only focus and I will not coach another game or put forth any more effort to help the University of Alabama."

Then he walks off the stage to where Liner, Lawson and Foster are sitting and gives them a chest bump...

With our workout regiment lately he may hurt them.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2012, 04:44:22 PM »
For the record, my choice would be Petrino 1, Smart 2.

It depends on what philosophy you want really. Petrino for offense. Smart for defense.

Smart could be as good or better than boom. And, it would piss Alabama fans off to have Smart announced before the championship.

Smart moves to number 1 if he is announced this week, holds a press conference and declares, "I am an Auburn man now. Auburn is my only focus and I will not coach another game or put forth any more effort to help the University of Alabama."

Then he walks off the stage to where Liner, Lawson and Foster are sitting and gives them a chest bump...
If it is Smart, it would prob have to take place like this. I don't see us or Satan wanting it any other way. I still can't wrap my turnip around this ever happening. This would be a bigger deal than Pat Dye or assistants Wayne Hall and Brother Oliver put together. If its between Gus and Smart, I am all tored up about it. I see them as pretty even.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2012, 04:46:30 PM »
If given the choice between Gus and Smart, give me Smart.  We need discipline in the worst kind of way and Gus was there when 3/4 of our kids were recruited.  Do you really think they will take him serious?  I sure as hell don't.  I think Smart will make a good coach but I also think that we are at a point where we can't really take a chance on an unproven coach (I don't think one year in the Sun Belt makes you proven either) which is why I wanted a Patterson or Petrino hire.   
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2012, 04:54:13 PM »
If given the choice between Gus and Smart, give me Smart.  We need discipline in the worst kind of way and Gus was there when 3/4 of our kids were recruited.  Do you really think they will take him serious?  I sure as hell don't.  I think Smart will make a good coach but I also think that we are at a point where we can't really take a chance on an unproven coach (I don't think one year in the Sun Belt makes you proven either) which is why I wanted a Patterson or Petrino hire.

This, all of it!
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2012, 05:06:01 PM »
If given the choice between Gus and Smart, give me Smart.  We need discipline in the worst kind of way and Gus was there when 3/4 of our kids were recruited.  Do you really think they will take him serious?  I sure as hell don't.  I think Smart will make a good coach but I also think that we are at a point where we can't really take a chance on an unproven coach (I don't think one year in the Sun Belt makes you proven either) which is why I wanted a Patterson or Petrino hire.
This....

But give me Smart over Malzahn, Dykes, Taggert, and all the other no names.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2012, 05:17:50 PM »
This....

But give me Smart over Malzahn, Dykes, Taggert, and all the other no names.

Very much so.  I can get behind him.  This is part of the problem and like I said I think he will be a good coach, but are we willing to give him time to un-fuck our situation and learn on the job. 

I would imagine that we would be moving to a 3-4 and that would take some time and recruiting classes.  If he doesn't have us winning immediately are we (fans, AD, BOT..etc...etc...etc) willing to give him the time he would need?  Also do we have the balls enough to write up in his contract that he owes us mega millions if he were to walk out the door for the UGA job if it came open in the next two to three years?
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2012, 05:25:37 PM »
If given the choice between Gus and Smart, give me Smart.  We need discipline in the worst kind of way and Gus was there when 3/4 of our kids were recruited.  Do you really think they will take him serious?  I sure as hell don't.  I think Smart will make a good coach but I also think that we are at a point where we can't really take a chance on an unproven coach (I don't think one year in the Sun Belt makes you proven either) which is why I wanted a Patterson or Petrino hire.
Good point. The discipline issue is one that I hadn't considered. I hate that it has to affect Gus but it just does.
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2012, 05:27:49 PM »
No one knows how tied Gus' hands were. 
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2012, 05:28:13 PM »
So, let's see...Hmmmmm...Malzahn, Smart or Morris.....Mmmmmm....Huh....Hmmmm...I'll go with......Ahhhhh.....Hmmmm.....I'll go with *whispers* there's so many great choices, this is a hard one....I chose...










Fuck You; Jay Jacobs, Jay Gogue, and whoever else made this decision (Pat Dye)!!!
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Re: Monday Rumor Mill: Malzhan, Smart, and Chad Morris?
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2012, 05:31:31 PM »
I agree Prowley, 100%.

I honestly think Smart will be a good HC.  My problem is can we afford to take the chance if he is not?

This is the biggest problem I have.
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