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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2012, 08:27:06 AM »
Chad, what's his hard on with being anti-Auburn? Do you know when and where it started?

I heard Aubie had unlawful carnal knowledge of his mother.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2012, 08:30:15 AM »
I heard Aubie had unlawful carnal knowledge of his mother.

Every time I read your sig, I hear Tron music in my head...
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2012, 08:40:46 AM »
I heard Aubie Dabbie had unlawful carnal knowledge of his mother.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2012, 09:41:17 AM »
By the way, this is the random Auburn slam shoehorned into a piece about the Big 10 Realignment for absolutely no reason. These are the last three paragraphs.

So you don't have to click the link.

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As with Maryland on Monday, Delany expressed confidence that the platform and resources the Big Ten has to offer can help raise Rutgers' historically irrelevant football program. The Scarlet Knights are currently ranked No. 21 in the AP Poll and No. 18 in the BCS standings, but they have never won the Big East and have little history or presence in the college football landscape.

Delany noted the fickle nature of college football today, pointing at Auburn's freefall after winning the national title two years ago.

"One year Auburn is winning the national championship," Delany said. "The next year they haven't won a game [in their league]."


Delany added: "In my view, I would be shocked if both Maryland and Rutgers aren't more competitive a decade from now, if they haven't moved up one standard deviation. They're going to get better."

Really? Delaney noted that? He just pulled that out of his ass when discussing adding Maryland & Rutgers to the Big 10?

I'm 1000% positive that exchange went more like this.

Delaney: "The platform and resources the Big Ten has to offer can help raise Rutgers' historically irrelevant football program."

Thamel: "Yeah, I mean, look at Auburn. I mean, those guys fell off the face of the earth after cheating to win a National Championship, amiright?"

Delaney: "Uh...yeah...I guess you could use them as an example that there are highs and lows in the world of college football. One year Auburn is winning the national championship, the next year they haven't won a game. I guess that's a fair comparison."

Thamel: "Anything else you care to add about how Auburn sucks? They totally paid Cam, amiright? Got anything to add to that? I betchu they're still paying players. Memphis n' stuff.

Delaney: "Um...anyway, In my view, I would be shocked if both Maryland and Rutgers aren't more competitive a decade from now, if they haven't moved up one standard deviation. They're going to get better.
 
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2012, 09:59:16 AM »
My skreetz:  Charley wasn't interviewed by the search committee, he was called by Bo Jackson to gauge his interest, don't know what that level was.  My skreetz also said Petrino will be announced on Sunday, why that day they have no idea.

Take with

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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2012, 09:59:47 AM »
My skreetz:  Charley wasn't interviewed by the search committee, he was called by Bo Jackson to gauge his interest, don't know what that level was.  My skreetz also said Petrino will be announced on Sunday, why that day they have no idea.

Take with


That's a shit-ton of grains.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2012, 10:44:41 AM »
My skreetz also said Petrino will be announced on Sunday, why that day they have no idea.

Fuck that.  They should have an hour long program like LeBron's Decision leading up to the SEC Championship game.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2012, 10:59:36 AM »
Negative take to follow. 

Let's assume that the predominant rumor about Petrino being their main target to be true.  Now, say you're Bobby Petrino.

"You're Bobby Petrino"

Very nice.

You know you're going to wind up back in corching, so you watch throughout the season and see the vacancies open up one after the other and have an idea of who will probably be in need of his services.  You see Kentucky and Tennessee send the head man packing.  You know Arkansas will be looking but you decide to order the Toasted Marshmallow Latte with a shot of Espresso instead.  You see a Chizzle-fizzle happening at your old stomping grounds on teh Planes.  So, you take a real close look as they finish out their last 4-5 games. 

You watch as Auburn gets skull fucked 150 to negative threeve by their last 3 SEC opponents.  You see a line that can't block and a roster without a QB on it.  You see a defense with Jake Holland and you read a quote from a Texas A&M player that says Auburn is the "Laziest" bunch he's ever played against.  Worst of all, you see a group of players who absolutely quit every single time the going got tough.  But you'll listen.  Then, you interview with one, Jay Jacobs, and you think......

 
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2012, 11:02:34 AM »
Should be halftime of the SEC CG...but it won't be.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2012, 11:04:38 AM »
Then, you interview with one, Jay Jacobs, and you think......

How much buyout can I squeeze this Gomer for?
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2012, 11:04:55 AM »
Negative take to follow. 

Let's assume that the predominant rumor about Petrino being their main target to be true.  Now, say you're Bobby Petrino.

"You're Bobby Petrino"

Very nice.

You know you're going to wind up back in corching, so you watch throughout the season and see the vacancies open up one after the other and have an idea of who will probably be in need of his services.  You see Kentucky and Tennessee send the head man packing.  You know Arkansas will be looking but you decide to order the Toasted Marshmallow Latte with a shot of Espresso instead.  You see a Chizzle-fizzle happening at your old stomping grounds on teh Planes.  So, you take a real close look as they finish out their last 4-5 games. 

You watch as Auburn gets skull fucked 150 to negative threeve by their last 3 SEC opponents.  You see a line that can't block and a roster without a QB on it.  You see a defense with Jake Holland and you read a quote from a Texas A&M player that says Auburn is the "Laziest" bunch he's ever played against.  Worst of all, you see a group of players who absolutely quit every single time the going got tough.  But you'll listen.  Then, you interview with one, Jay Jacobs, and you think......

That Cal job looks pretty good.  Plus Cali is full of hot blondes!
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2012, 11:07:15 AM »
Negative take to follow. 

Let's assume that the predominant rumor about Petrino being their main target to be true.  Now, say you're Bobby Petrino.

"You're Bobby Petrino"

Very nice.

You know you're going to wind up back in corching, so you watch throughout the season and see the vacancies open up one after the other and have an idea of who will probably be in need of his services.  You see Kentucky and Tennessee send the head man packing.  You know Arkansas will be looking but you decide to order the Toasted Marshmallow Latte with a shot of Espresso instead.  You see a Chizzle-fizzle happening at your old stomping grounds on teh Planes.  So, you take a real close look as they finish out their last 4-5 games. 

You watch as Auburn gets skull fucked 150 to negative threeve by their last 3 SEC opponents.  You see a line that can't block and a roster without a QB on it.  You see a defense with Jake Holland and you read a quote from a Texas A&M player that says Auburn is the "Laziest" bunch he's ever played against.  Worst of all, you see a group of players who absolutely quit every single time the going got tough.  But you'll listen.  Then, you interview with one, Jay Jacobs, and you think......

The biggest challenge that any potential candidate will face is not laughing at that retard during the interview process.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2012, 11:08:54 AM »
My skreetz:  Charley wasn't interviewed by the search committee, he was called by Bo Jackson to gauge his interest, don't know what that level was.  My skreetz also said Petrino will be announced on Sunday, why that day they have no idea.

Take with



Hearing a few similar things. Much more likely scenario than most of the crap the writers are peddling. Jay G Tate is one of the few actually using some logic to come up with his predictions.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2012, 11:17:51 AM »
Negative take to follow. 

Let's assume that the predominant rumor about Petrino being their main target to be true.  Now, say you're Bobby Petrino.

"You're Bobby Petrino"

Very nice.

You know you're going to wind up back in corching, so you watch throughout the season and see the vacancies open up one after the other and have an idea of who will probably be in need of his services.  You see Kentucky and Tennessee send the head man packing.  You know Arkansas will be looking but you decide to order the Toasted Marshmallow Latte with a shot of Espresso instead.  You see a Chizzle-fizzle happening at your old stomping grounds on teh Planes.  So, you take a real close look as they finish out their last 4-5 games. 

You watch as Auburn gets skull fucked 150 to negative threeve by their last 3 SEC opponents.  You see a line that can't block and a roster without a QB on it.  You see a defense with Jake Holland and you read a quote from a Texas A&M player that says Auburn is the "Laziest" bunch he's ever played against.  Worst of all, you see a group of players who absolutely quit every single time the going got tough.  But you'll listen.  Then, you interview with one, Jay Jacobs, and you think......

Dang, this place is more fucked up than a motorcycle accident with a hot chick. :facepalm:
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2012, 11:23:33 AM »
Then, you interview with one, Jay Jacobs, and you think......
Fuck...did you see the secretaries around this athletics office...I am going to have to do a lot of work here.
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Re: And the first person to interview for the Auburn job...
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2012, 11:23:52 AM »
  Then, you interview with one, Jay Jacobs, and you think......

Show Me the moooooney, Biatch! Now, where can I park this Harley?
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