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Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room

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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2012, 05:27:39 PM »
Protection clauses. Simple as that.

We are in a position of leverage to put protection clauses in that would otherwise seem unreasonable.

Is Jacobs smart enough to actually use that leverage?

Wish I could say for certain.

I think that's a given as far as protection clauses etc. What I think AUTG was talking about is what if we hire this guy and anti-AU media types and message board Blue Fin Tuna Wooly Shit types start digging (And you know they will immediately if they haven't already) and more shit comes out making it too embarrassing and impossible to keep the guy, ie Mike Price.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2012, 05:28:49 PM »
I don't know if Jacobs is smart enough not to piss on his own shoe.
It disappoints me to find out that there is a correlation between intellect and pissing on your own shoes. Hurts, actually.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2012, 05:33:08 PM »
It disappoints me to find out that there is a correlation between intellect and pissing on your own shoes. Hurts, actually.

I thought it had more to do with cold weather, short peckers, and being drunk.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2012, 05:37:51 PM »
I thought it had more to do with cold weather, short peckers, and being drunk.

This guy knows.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2012, 05:39:16 PM »
I thought it had more to do with cold weather, short peckers, and being drunk.
Well, I see your point but I have that trouble and have a really large pecker. But I still piss on my shoes. Not on purpose but it just happens. Even to big dicked people.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #45 on: November 28, 2012, 05:40:49 PM »
I think that's a given as far as protection clauses etc. What I think AUTG was talking about is what if we hire this guy and anti-AU media types and message board Blue Fin Tuna Wooly Shit types start digging (And you know they will immediately if they haven't already) and more shit comes out making it too embarrassing and impossible to keep the guy, ie Mike Price.
And?

What's the difference in that happening, and something new happening?

Write it in such a way that anything that embarrasses the University is a fireable offense. Again, we have the leverage to do that.

If it happens in the middle of the year next year, send him packing and pick up a coach in what would hopefully be a better year on the coaching carousel than what we're looking at today.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #46 on: November 28, 2012, 05:41:07 PM »
Well, I see your point but I have that trouble and have a really large pecker. But I still piss on my shoes. Not on purpose but it just happens. Even to big dicked people.

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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2012, 05:52:45 PM »
I don't like Petrino but I bet if we were to look at the resumes and primarily the statistics of the list of candidates, without names and pics attached--he'd be the guy most would pick. I think he's likely our HC and I'm excited to see what he will do. I just had others higher up on my list but they apparently forgot to call me.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2012, 08:09:11 PM »
And?

What's the difference in that happening, and something new happening?

Write it in such a way that anything that embarrasses the University is a fireable offense. Again, we have the leverage to do that.

If it happens in the middle of the year next year, send him packing and pick up a coach in what would hopefully be a better year on the coaching carousel than what we're looking at today.

Yep.

Old news is old news.  Unless he was running lady-boy hookers through Bangkok, we all know about Petrino's transgressions.

Leverage that for a reduced salary, a tight "morals" and "non-compete" and let the dude start ripping shit up.

Petrino is the best coach available...and at a bargain to boot.  If you don't hire him, you're a functional retard.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2012, 09:12:14 PM »
Yep.

Old news is old news.  Unless he was running lady-boy hookers through Bangkok, we all know about Petrino's transgressions.

Leverage that for a reduced salary, a tight "morals" and "non-compete" and let the dude start ripping shit up.

Petrino is the best coach available...and at a bargain to boot.  If you don't hire him, you're a functional retard.

The only coach that I would want at Auburn more than BMFP is the Hornfrogger coach. That isn't happening. Not sure what all the fuss is about.

All these non-Christians around here all the sudden acting religious.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2012, 09:31:55 PM »
Yep.

Old news is old news.  Unless he was running lady-boy hookers through Bangkok, we all know about Petrino's transgressions.

Leverage that for a reduced salary, a tight "morals" and "non-compete" and let the dude start ripping shit up.

Petrino is the best coach available...and at a bargain to boot.  If you don't hire him, you're a functional retard.

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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2012, 11:56:20 PM »
I thought it had more to do with cold weather, short peckers, and being drunk.

Or hot weather, plaid shorts, dead birds and being drunk.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2012, 06:57:24 AM »
I thought it had more to do with cold weather, short peckers, and being drunk.


This is the real reason that I can never live up North.  It's hard to get a three inch dick out of four inches of clothes.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2012, 08:49:32 AM »

This is the real reason that I can never live up North.  It's hard to get a three inch dick out of four inches of clothes.

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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #55 on: November 29, 2012, 09:21:08 AM »
I don't like Petrino but I bet if we were to look at the resumes and primarily the statistics of the list of candidates, without names and pics attached--he'd be the guy most would pick. I think he's likely our HC and I'm excited to see what he will do. I just had others higher up on my list but they apparently forgot to call me.

This is what I keep telling folks that do not like Petrino. They say I just don't like him. I say me neither. Who else you got? The silence is deafening. They throw out a few pie in the sky names, but end the end, you are only left with the ones that are truly available. And out of those, BP is the one with the best resume.

We could always just promote Loeffler. I mean he was an up and coming OC the season before......
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2012, 10:59:24 AM »
Yep.

Old news is old news.  Unless he was running lady-boy hookers through Bangkok, we all know about Petrino's transgressions.

Leverage that for a reduced salary, a tight "morals" and "non-compete" and let the dude start ripping shit up.

Petrino is the best coach available...and at a bargain to boot.  If you don't hire him, you're a functional retard.

Your next drink is on me.
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Re: Scarbinsky: Petrino the Elephant in the Room
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2012, 11:05:39 AM »
This is what I keep telling folks that do not like Petrino. They say I just don't like him. I say me neither. Who else you got? The silence is deafening. They throw out a few pie in the sky names, but end the end, you are only left with the ones that are truly available. And out of those, BP is the one with the best resume.

We could always just promote Loeffler. I mean he was an up and coming OC the season before......

Gene just showing he can fuck up more than just players.
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