If he can't deliver wins against (Ole miss-Miss st-or Vandy) Do you actually thing he could deliver a fucking pizza?
"Um, son, you realize your delivery is past the 30 minute time limit, right?  This pizza is free." 
"I can't answer that.  Not until I go back and check my GPS." 
"Are you saying that I the customer am lying about what I've observed?" 
"I'm not answering any questions about that."