If he can't deliver wins against (Ole miss-Miss st-or Vandy) Do you actually thing he could deliver a fucking pizza?
"Um, son, you realize your delivery is past the 30 minute time limit, right? This pizza is free."
"I can't answer that. Not until I go back and check my GPS."
"Are you saying that I the customer am lying about what I've observed?"
"I'm not answering any questions about that."