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Wake Up...
« on: November 24, 2012, 11:34:05 PM »
Garman...don't want to miss your birthday.


Happy Birthday!
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2012, 11:38:21 PM »
Happy bday you cigar smoking right wing bigot.
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2012, 02:18:12 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 24, 2012, 11:38:21 PM
Happy bday you cigar smoking right wing misogynistic bigot.

Fixt.

Happy day!  Now go fix your own sammich.
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2012, 08:27:30 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 24, 2012, 11:38:21 PM
Happy bday you cigar smoking right wing misogynistic homophobic bigot.

Double fixt.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2012, 08:33:44 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 24, 2012, 11:38:21 PM
Happy bday you queer
Fixed. 

Happy Birthday and such!
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2012, 08:41:07 AM »
Is he still sleeping?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2012, 10:25:11 AM »
Where has he been?

Happy birthday.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2012, 10:35:00 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on November 26, 2012, 10:25:11 AM
Where has he been?

Happy birthday.
Dead...

He is lying dead on the floor of a russian bath house, with a dead white hooker in his trunk.
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2012, 10:38:10 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 10:35:00 AM
Dead...

He is lying dead on the floor of a russian bath house, with a dead white hooker in his trunk.

Why wouldn't he have her in the bathhouse with him? And I thought she was Ukranian (former USSR)!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2012, 12:15:54 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on November 26, 2012, 10:38:10 AM
Why wouldn't he have her in the bathhouse with him? And I thought she was Ukranian (former USSR)!


Actually she's Ugandan.


I would not want to speak for the racist, bigoted, right-wing, misogynistic, homophobic, cigar-smoking, misanthrope but since he's a close friend of mine I can say that GarMan is alive and well...he's been traveling a lot lately for work.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2012, 12:31:38 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on November 26, 2012, 12:15:54 PM

Actually she's Ugandan.


I would not want to speak for the racist, bigoted, right-wing, misogynistic, homophobic, cigar-smoking, misanthrope but since he's a close friend of mine I can say that GarMan is alive and well...he's been traveling a lot lately for work.

I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2012, 12:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 12:31:38 PM
I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2012, 12:47:59 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 26, 2012, 12:43:03 PM
When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.
You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2012, 01:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 12:47:59 PM
You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.

Anything else is always something better.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2012, 03:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 26, 2012, 01:10:38 PM
Anything else is always something better.
The luck is gone
The brain is shot
But the liquor we still got.
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Re: Wake Up...
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2012, 03:12:34 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 03:10:16 PM
The luck is gone
The brain is shot
But the liquor we still got.

Bury the dead, they stink up the place.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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