Gotta be excited about tomorrow...

[WiregrassTiger]

My wife is trimming her bush on the patio and I'm going to Wal Mart for a haircut. I love Saturdays.

[bottomfeeder]

RWS is finally going to get laid. Here's what he picked up last night at one of the bars: 

[AWK]

My wife is trimming her bush on the patio and I'm going to Wal Mart for a haircut. I love Saturdays.

She using the weedeater?

[AUownsU]

My wife is trimming her bush on the patio and I'm going to Wal Mart for a haircut. I love Saturdays.

[jmar]

RWS is finally going to get laid. Here's what he picked up last night at one of the bars: 

She's certainly no John Goodman.

[WiregrassTiger]

She using the weedeater?

Hedge shears. It's a pretty gnarly bush. Eats weedeater string up.

[Pell City Tiger]

My wife is trimming her bush on the patio.

I wish more women would do that. It keeps the hairs off the bathroom floor.

[jmar]

I wish more women would do that. It keeps the hairs off the bathroom floor.

Regular maintenance is key.

[WiregrassTiger]

I wish more women would do that. It keeps the hairs off the bathroom floor.

Unintended euphemism. It's actually a bush that obstructs our view from the patio. Just kidding. I was referring to her jungle.

[djsimp]

I wish more women would do that. It keeps the hairs off the bathroom floor.

And out of my teeth.

[jmar]

And out of my teeth.

Flossing is encouraged.