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Tailgating at its finest

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Tailgating at its finest
« on: November 19, 2012, 06:29:46 PM »
...or something.

This was seen at the tailgating spot in Lorman, MS for this past weekend's Jackston State at Alcorn State game.

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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 06:33:14 PM »
That is some A+ afro-engineering right there.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 02:16:06 AM »
I wonder if he knows the Commodores...?
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 07:56:05 AM »
That is some A+ afro-engineering right there.
Is that what the 21st century is calling it?
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 08:10:33 AM »
For a second there I thought that was Lou Gossett, Jr.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 08:54:11 AM »
For a second there I thought that was Lou Gossett, Jr.

Its not?
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 09:23:35 AM »
Forgive me if I missed your sarcasm, I've been boozing and gambling for a bit over 30 straight hours, but that is a horrible photoshop job. Doesn't come close to looking real.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2012, 09:33:53 AM »
Forgive me if I missed your sarcasm, I've been boozing and gambling for a bit over 30 straight hours, but that is a horrible photoshop job. Doesn't come close to looking real.

Thought so too but then looked down and zoomed in at the bottom as saw some blades of grass coming up in front the white fascade.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2012, 09:52:00 AM »
Thought so too but then looked down and zoomed in at the bottom as saw some blades of grass coming up in front the white fascade.

Thats shag carpet, duh.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2012, 06:31:29 PM »
Forgive me if I missed your sarcasm, I've been boozing and gambling for a bit over 30 straight hours, but that is a horrible photoshop job. Doesn't come close to looking real.

I know, right?  Everyone knows that Lou Gossett, Jr. wouldn't be at the ASU/JSU game.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2012, 06:35:46 PM »
This is apparently relatively common in Mississippi?  Or at least for ASU...this picture is from ASU's 2011 homecoming:

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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2012, 07:32:39 PM »
Is that what the 21st century is calling it?
Depends on where you're from, I guess.

 Gas stove + propane bottle = functioningoven

Not too complicated, but I imagine it's a bit of a bitch hauling that bastard around to a tailgate.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2012, 10:00:24 PM »
Depends on where you're from, I guess.

 Gas stove + propane bottle = functioningoven

Not too complicated, but I imagine it's a bit of a bitch hauling that bastard around to a tailgate.
Not so bad really but you can't shut the trunk all the way.  I gets my bitch to load/unload it when it's time for some turnips or something.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2012, 11:11:23 PM »
Not so bad really but you can't shut the trunk all the way.  I gets my bitch to load/unload it when it's time for some turnips or something.

I call bullshit.  Fish don't fry in the kitchen and turnips don't burn in the oven.
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Re: Tailgating at its finest
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2012, 06:23:21 AM »
Turnips have to be stirred.  Just like collards.
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