smell my finger - Auburn has more trouble with UT than LSU
smell my finger - the "Process" will be referred to as "Six Suckma", after it results in another six-win regular season
smell my finger - Georgia reverts to being gaytor bitches, but beats UT
smell my finger - the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry adds two more installments this year, as Florida drops against LSU, UT, and Spurrier
smell my finger - there is a dead tie for fourth in the west, as the Ole Miss- UAT game is declared the first tie game in a decade due to the two being indistinguishable (and light cannot escape the vacuum created by their combined suck)
smell my finger - Arkansas ends up sixth when Frank Broyles comes back from the grave retirement as interim head coach when Petrino takes another job in midseason
smell my finger - there will be no undefeated BCS conference teams, and upsets in the last weekend of the season will further the controversy among four teams with legitimate claims to play in Miami (perhaps including UGA and Auburn, each at 11-2)
smell my finger - a single "plus one" game would completely resolve the logjam at the end of the season
smell my finger - Verne Lundquist repeatedly touts a very special Walker/Touched By an Uncle special, wherein Chuck Norris starts telling Tim Tebow jokes, tonight on CBS following the game
smell my finger - you guys will talk about meeting up at a ballgame this season, but a third won't show, and another third will be attending a couple's shower
smell my finger - the couple's shower will be delayed on a technicality until AWK completes his law degree and successfully argues before the Alabama Supreme Court his right to become Chizad's bride