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How about a X-mas funny.

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How about a X-mas funny.
« on: November 20, 2012, 02:55:32 PM »
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said,
"Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said,
"Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said,
"Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Re: How about a X-mas funny.
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 03:26:08 PM »
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: How about a X-mas funny.
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 03:48:40 PM »
I'm stealin' this.
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