Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...

[The Prowler]

Let's say, Jay Jacobs has already been replaced and Tim Jackson thrown off a building or removed from his GM status...who would you go after (you have $30 Million)?

Name three Head Coaches (Pie in the sky)...

Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh
Bobby Petrino

Name three Head Coaches that's probably on Jay Gogue's list (Pie in the face)...
Gene Chizik
Shawn Watson
Mark Hudspeth

[jmar]

1) Bobby Petrino
2) Bobby Petrino
3) Bobby Petrino

                       CBP already knows the score at Auburn, everything he's up against and it's not too much for him to handle. There is no other that can walk into this atmosphere and turn it around.

Under Petrino our team will be prepared as it should be and with much better talent available we will contend in a very short time. He answers to the face in the mirror, is self driven, demanding and uncompromising.

Sure there are others out there but they can't bring it, can't hold up to the scrutiny, can't compete on this level. If he goes to the competition he will field a team that will beat our fucking brains out. We should waste no more time because there really is no other choice as far as I am concerned.   

 

[The Six]

I would let Rueben Sandwich Foster and Jeremy The TweetMonster Johnson choose the coach since they seem to be the ones with all the power.

[GH2001]

Harbaugh
Peyton
Brian Kelly
Carroll
Strong
Sumlin
Patterson

In that order......

Realistically?

Strong
Patterson
Petrino

[The Prowler]

1) Bobby Petrino
2) Bobby Petrino
3) Bobby Petrino

                       CBP already knows the score at Auburn, everything he's up against and it's not too much for him to handle. There is no other that can walk into this atmosphere and turn it around.

Under Petrino our team will be prepared as it should be and with much better talent available we will contend in a very short time. He answers to the face in the mirror, is self driven, demanding and uncompromising.

Sure there are others out there but they can't bring it, can't hold up to the scrutiny, can't compete on this level. If he goes to the competition he will field a team that will beat our fucking brains out. We should waste no more time because there really is no other choice as far as I am concerned.

Paul Rhoads knows what he's walking into at Auburn, plus he knows what he's walking into following a Gene Chizik coached team.

[wesfau2]

Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:

Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh



Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.

We should have a two-man wish list:

Petrino
Patterson

The B list should be:

Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn

Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.

[Jumbo]

James Franklin
Charlie Strong
Jimbo Fisher

[Tiger Wench]

Patterson.  Period.

Fisher is not going to leave his kid's medical specialists unless/until he is run out of Tallahassee, and maybe not even then.  So for all of you wanting him, forget it.

Bring back Rhodes or Malzahn makes us look as bad as bringing in Petrino does.  And while the PR war may not matter to some of you, it still should matter a little bit.

[The Prowler]

Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:

Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh



Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.

We should have a two-man wish list:

Petrino
Patterson

The B list should be:

Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn

Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.

A 4 year $7.5 Million contract might make them sit up. All I'm saying, if we're going to step up to the batter's box then we'd better throw a couple Hail Mary passes from the other side of the court...the Ath Dept is in quicksand, it needs a True Homerun hire, someone that the entire fanbase will get behind.

If they bring in Joe ”Good Guy” Schmo from What The Fuck University, then we'll have become UAB's Homecoming matchup. Regardless if he's a good coach or not, the fans won't be there to notice...no fans-no money, no money-no revenue, no revenue-no Ath Dept. (no fans-no Ath Dept).

[AWK]

A 4 year $7.5 Million contract might make them sit up. All I'm saying, if we're going to step up to the batter's box then we'd better throw a couple Hail Mary passes from the other side of the court...the Ath Dept is in quicksand, it needs a True Homerun hire, someone that the entire fanbase will get behind.

If they bring in Joe ”Good Guy” Schmo from What The Fuck University, then we'll have become UAB's Homecoming matchup. Regardless if he's a good coach or not, the fans won't be there to notice...no fans-no money, no money-no revenue, no revenue-no Ath Dept. (no fans-no Ath Dept).

Sadly, I have to agree.

[The Prowler]

Sadly, I have to agree.

And sadly...that's what might happen.

[JR4AU]

And sadly...that's what might happen.

Or worse.  If this was posted elsewhere, then I missed it, but was told yesterday that several of our croots were twatting that they'd been contacted by JG and or JJ and were told Gene isn't going anywhere.

[GH2001]

Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:

Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh



Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.

We should have a two-man wish list:

Petrino
Patterson

The B list should be:

Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn

Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.

I only posted a few of the big ones since prowler asked for a pie in the sky list. But yeah, realistically I agree with your choices. With the addition of Patterson.

[GH2001]

Or worse.  If this was posted elsewhere, then I missed it, but was told yesterday that several of our croots were twatting that they'd been contacted by JG and or JJ and were told Gene isn't going anywhere.

If that's true, then fuck that noise.  Done with it. No tickets, no donation, no nothing. Yeah I'm only one person but there will be thousands more that will do what I will. The giant sucking noise on the plains will be money leaving the athletic dept. Have fun with that shit Gogue. My god I wish Lowder were still in power. Never thought i would ever say that but I mean every word.

[JR4AU]

Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:

Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh



Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshit name I've heard thrown around.

We should have a two-man wish list:

Petrino
Patterson

The B list should be:

Rhoads
Strong
Malzahn

Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.

Agree on the first list of NFL guys, and add Fisher to that list of "not coming".

The last 5.  LIKE any and all of them, for various reasons, but also have reservations, for various reasons.  Would add, that if you like Malzahn for the job, then it would seem to follow that you'd like Sumlin too, and even Chip Kelly (who isn't coming).  On Malzahn...he knows what's fucked up at Auburn, still probably has the trust of most of the current players, who were recruited to fit his system.  So there's that on him. 

[JR4AU]

If that's true, then fuck that noise.  Done with it. No tickets, no donation, no nothing. Yeah I'm only one person but there will be thousands more that will do what I will. The giant sucking noise on the plains will be money leaving the athletic dept. Have fun with that shit Gogue. My god I wish Lowder were still in power. Never thought i would ever say that but I mean every word.

Your sentiment is shared by me, and many others I know.

[Buzz Killington]

Or worse.  If this was posted elsewhere, then I missed it, but was told yesterday that several of our croots were twatting that they'd been contacted by JG and or JJ and were told Gene isn't going anywhere.

[WiregrassTiger]

If I am Dr. Gouge:
Dear Auburn family,
I have reassigned the HC and both coordinators. We need more directors and associates in the athletic dept.

Jay Jacobs and Tim Jackson will be fired over my cold dead body. Tim wears designer ties and has a nice ass. And don't you just love Jay's chubby cheeks?

The Dalai Lama is the new DC and Emily Post the OC. This should ensure my legacy of having teams that won't hit and don't offend.

Now, I'm going on vacation. Good luck with all this and War Eagle!

[AUownsU]

Prowler...I love ya, man...but these are not coming:

Sean Payton
Jim Harbaugh



Ditto Gruden, Carroll, Cowher, and every other dumbshoot name I've heard thrown around.

We should have a two-man wish list:

Petrino
Patterson

The B list should be:

Dave Doeren (20-4 2 years in at NIU look him up)
Rhoads
Strong
Butch Jones (Cincy HC)
Malzahn

Anyone else...especially the Louisville OC...will cause a riot.

With a little editing this is how the list should read..

[Snaggletiger]

Frank Bongivengo, Jr.

Hands down.  The Volunteer Wide Receivers Coach at Slippery Rock has been instrumental in developing a very young group of receivers.  They performed incredibly in both catching passes and blocking in close losses to Mercyhurst and Kutztown.  And we all know how stout the defensive backfields are for those two clubs.  If we can land this guy, things turn around immediately.  As soon as he gets an email address set up, I say we blow it up with pleas to come to the Planes.