Auburn hoops thread

AWK · « **Reply #140 on:** February 07, 2013, 12:38:58 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 07, 2013, 09:09:14 AM

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I got it this deep in McElroy's sister.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #141 on:** February 07, 2013, 01:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 07, 2013, 09:09:14 AM

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Gus, thats not the way you do the shocker.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #142 on:** February 07, 2013, 02:19:26 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 07, 2013, 09:09:14 AM

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That little bitch behind you in the sundress and boots. Yeah, her. She just told me she wants to suck the Cam Juice out of me while I sing Usher songs to her.

AWK · « **Reply #143 on:** February 07, 2013, 04:39:18 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 07, 2013, 09:09:14 AM

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No shit, Brah... You spray Deer Antler juice right here.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #144 on:** February 07, 2013, 07:21:39 PM »

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Post by a bama fan on secrant.com(thought it was great)

Congrats, auburn. You've done it. You've rustled my jimmies. (Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:37 p.m.)

I have to give credit where it's due.

This was supposed to be OVER. We just kicked the crap out of you two Iron Bowls in a row, your team was having trouble making it out of the tunnel without falling on itself, Malzahn's nutjob wife was back at auburn, and life was good. I mean GOOD.

Then HE came back.

At least, last time we knew what to expect. This time, he was wearing a sweater and sitting in the stands. If he had a book or a class attendance record, you'd swear he was a student. And just when Alabama's hoops miscreants looked like we were going to roll on over you yet again, it happened.

He smiled. He shouted. And with all the forces of misappropriated church offerings and mandingo fantasies at his fingertips, he struck. We got CAMMED.

He was supposed to be gone. Other than a few ESPN NFL talk shows, this nightmare was supposed to be over. I was never expecting to see HIM again, unless I accidentally woke up early and left the tv on The Sports Reporters. I made my peace with God, and I forgave Him for 2010 with the understanding I would never have to look on that smug, evil smiling face again.

Now I can't even sit up straight. My coffee tastes like kerosene, my head is swelling like a tidal wave, and my jimmies are so out of place it feels like I have a permanent wedgie. I don't get it. I just don't understand it. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!??

There's nothing left to do, but put on a straw hat, burn some incense to Saban, and trust the process. Just keep chanting....process.....process.....process....serenity now....process....

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #145 on:** February 07, 2013, 08:25:15 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 07, 2013, 09:09:14 AM

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Can you believe Tim Jackson followed me to the bafroom and asked if I need him to help wid anything. He creep me out coach.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #146 on:** February 07, 2013, 11:57:44 PM »

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/cam-newton-auburn-intramural-basketball-star/

Kaos · « **Reply #147 on:** February 08, 2013, 09:55:10 AM »

Al.com quickly buried this story.

I wasn't even aware AU had won until this morning and I discovered it quite by accident.

AUChizad · « **Reply #148 on:** February 08, 2013, 11:01:11 AM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 07, 2013, 07:21:39 PM

I doubt that was really a Bama fan. Just sayin.

AWK · « **Reply #149 on:** February 08, 2013, 11:02:15 AM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 07, 2013, 11:57:44 PM

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/cam-newton-auburn-intramural-basketball-star/

That's...not fair.

Godfather · « **Reply #150 on:** February 08, 2013, 11:12:47 AM »

Quote from: AWK on February 08, 2013, 11:02:15 AM

That's...not fair.

Perhaps he can play for our basketball team, he has eligibility left.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #151 on:** February 13, 2013, 12:15:06 PM »

Alright sports fans. Tonight is a titanic match up as Auburn looks for revenge against Arkansas in a contest of....

Oh, what the hell? I don't have the heart.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #152 on:** February 14, 2013, 10:48:46 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 13, 2013, 12:15:06 PM

Alright sports fans. Tonight is a titanic match up as Auburn looks for revenge against Arkansas in a contest of....

Oh, what the hell? I don't have the heart.

Neither does Auburn...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #153 on:** February 14, 2013, 10:56:46 AM »

Skreets are saying that Barbee was very late getting to his postgame presser and had very little to say.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #154 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:15:56 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 14, 2013, 10:56:46 AM

Skreets are saying that Barbee was very late getting to his postgame presser and had very little to say.

I watched as little of it as I could get away with. Holy shit, they're awful. I kept flipping back and forth between that and other games. Watched Denson or somebody left handed shoot a wide open three and if the backboard wasn't there, he would have taken out a fan in row 16. Never even came close to the rim. Watched 3 free throws clank off with no possible chance of going in. Saw Chubb throw an elbow and chicken wing a defender on a "block out" to give Arky a 4-point play. What the hell?

Godfather · « **Reply #155 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:30:11 AM »

We had them to 6 with 3 minutes left..it was a moral victory.

We are 20-4 with moral victories. I think the tournament staff looks at those....right?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #156 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:43:00 AM »

Jumbo · « **Reply #157 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:05:14 PM »

Barbie should be fired along with Jacobs.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #158 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:23:26 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on February 14, 2013, 12:05:14 PM

Barbie should be fired along with Jacobs.

Leave Jacobs the hell alone, people.

Godfather · « **Reply #159 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:52:42 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on February 14, 2013, 12:05:14 PM

Barbie should be fired along with Jacobs.