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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2013, 05:25:36 PM »
I'll do a dance afterward :monkey: :dance2:
Oh yeah? Well, do you know your cornhole terminology? Like: dirty bag, hooker and Blocker ( An ace that lands in front of the hole, essentially blocking the hole from sliders)? A Duberstein is when a "player"gets 4 bags in the hole in one round. I bet you've never done that, at least in this setting.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #101 on: January 31, 2013, 05:40:54 PM »
I want Snaggle to regale us with the story of how cornmeal came to be.

Who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #102 on: January 31, 2013, 06:08:40 PM »
This strikes at the very heart of the demise of basketball in general.  (Strikes at the very heart.  Damn, that was good)

To get good at shooting free throws, you actually have to stop and concentrate on mechanics.  On doing something the right way...the same way every time.  That's not what kids want to do.  They want to shoot jumpers....launch 3's and find creative ways to slam.  We have one basketball goal in one driveway in our neighborhood.  I've tried everything I know at my house but my lot slopes so badly that there's no possible way to put one up.  This is my get-off-my-lawn moment, but growing up...if there was a kid in the house, there was a goal in the driveway.  That's what we did.  We played until our parents made us come in or it was too dark to see.  We'd play 2 on 2 and HORSE and yes, have free throw contests.  We'd shoot 100 and see who made the most. 

Yeah, the game today is 10X more athletic and in many respects, more fun to watch.  But fundamentally, the game today sux.  I posted a while back about going to a local HS tourney about a month ago. First game....2 high flying athletic teams who launched the first 3 they saw or flew to the rack whether there was an opening or not.  Entertaining.  Second game...one team was badly overmatched athletically.  The other team full court pressed from the opening tip.  Team 1 broke the press nearly every time without ever taking a dribble.  Spacing, movement...fundamentals.  Absolutely beautiful. 

Anywho...bottom line is we see college studs shooting 50% from the free throw line because neither they nor their coaches give a shoot about working on the little things.

Kids on teams today shoot threes and layups/dunks because that is what the coaches want to see.  Just as advanced stats took over baseball it is starting to happen to basketball.  People realized that the best shots (in terms of offensive efficiency) are from 0-5 feet and from the three point line.  Anything in between and unless you are shooting 67% is not worth it.

But on the other side, being a good shooter can take you far.  I have very little athletic ability and am about 6' tall.  I lettered 4 years in high school basketball because I was a lights out shooter.  I was a below average ball handler and an average passer but in the 4th quarter I was the designated "inbound the ball to him" guy when the other team was fouling because I was a 90% free throw shooter.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #103 on: February 01, 2013, 09:38:03 AM »
Kids on teams today shoot threes and layups/dunks because that is what the coaches want to see.  Just as advanced stats took over baseball it is starting to happen to basketball.  People realized that the best shots (in terms of offensive efficiency) are from 0-5 feet and from the three point line.  Anything in between and unless you are shooting 67% is not worth it.

But on the other side, being a good shooter can take you far.  I have very little athletic ability and am about 6' tall.  I lettered 4 years in high school basketball because I was a lights out shooter.  I was a below average ball handler and an average passer but in the 4th quarter I was the designated "inbound the ball to him" guy when the other team was fouling because I was a 90% free throw shooter.

Pfft. you would have been the lonely white guy in my day. We did not have a three point line. :-(

So anything shot from "out there" was a hail Mary to my coaches......
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #104 on: February 01, 2013, 10:08:07 AM »
Pfft. you would have been the lonely white guy in my day. We did not have a three point line. :-(

So anything shot from "out there" was a hail Mary to my coaches......

What sound does the ball make when it hits the peach basket?
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #105 on: February 01, 2013, 12:18:40 PM »
What sound does the ball make when it hits the peach basket?
The shorts were so short it gave a whole new meaning to double dribbling.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #106 on: February 01, 2013, 01:15:28 PM »
The shorts were so short it gave a whole new meaning to double dribbling.
The only time that I was allowed to play back then was in really cold gyms.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #107 on: February 02, 2013, 08:17:05 PM »
Mizzou extends our losing streak to 7 with a 91-77 win in Columbia.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #108 on: February 04, 2013, 11:22:10 AM »
Mizzou extends our losing streak to 7 with a 91-77 win in Columbia.
Can Dameyune Craig recruit basketball players?
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #109 on: February 04, 2013, 12:43:43 PM »
Our goal is to be peaking come tournament time.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #110 on: February 04, 2013, 01:09:19 PM »
Our goal is to be peaking come tournament time.
in 2014?
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« Reply #111 on: February 04, 2013, 01:12:26 PM »
in 2014?

Pfft...I think this team is a definite lock for either the CBI or the CIT.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #112 on: February 04, 2013, 01:15:15 PM »
in 2014?
No, silly. AU Intramurals tourney, this year.
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« Reply #113 on: February 04, 2013, 01:19:29 PM »
No, silly. AU Intramurals tourney, this year.

So we might qualify for a first round bye?
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #114 on: February 04, 2013, 01:22:34 PM »
So we might qualify for a first round bye?
Fingers crossed.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #115 on: February 05, 2013, 07:38:59 AM »
No, silly. AU Intramurals tourney, this year.

Hope we don't draw the Sigma Chi's in the first round. I heard they have a mean front court.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #116 on: February 05, 2013, 07:51:02 AM »
Hope we don't draw the Sigma Chi's in the first round. I heard they have a mean front court.

I hope they can shoot free throws after Chubb fouls the shit out of them.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #117 on: February 05, 2013, 10:02:29 AM »
Hope we don't draw the Sigma Chi's in the first round. I heard they have a mean front court.
You know what, we will beat the Sigma Chi's ass, even though they are taller and shoot better. AU Men's basketball gots more plays! You know what I'm sayin. AND, we play in the SEC, which...well, nevermind.
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #118 on: February 05, 2013, 10:29:03 AM »
As banged up as our guards are, you really think we have a chance to consistently break Chi's press?
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Re: Auburn hoops thread
« Reply #119 on: February 05, 2013, 11:31:05 AM »
In hoc, bitches.
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