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I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« on: November 08, 2012, 03:45:26 PM »


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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2012, 04:17:13 PM »
Mark Cuban...doin it rite!
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2012, 07:31:25 AM »
I'm not saying that they aren't hot and the outfit isn't bad ass but you do realize that the mid-areas that look like skin are just skin colored fabric?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2012, 09:27:36 AM »
I'm not saying that they aren't hot and the outfit isn't bad ass but you do realize that the mid-areas that look like skin are just skin colored fabric?

With real bikini lines airbrushed in?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2012, 09:55:12 AM »
With real bikini lines airbrushed in?

please to be pointing out said lines.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2012, 09:56:49 AM »
I'm not saying that they aren't hot and the outfit isn't bad ass but you do realize that the mid-areas that look like skin are just skin colored fabric?

Look, my team is in the shittier, my guy just lost the election, can't I have just this?
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2012, 10:03:47 AM »
I'm not saying that they aren't hot and the outfit isn't bad ass but you do realize that the mid-areas that look like skin are just skin colored fabric?

Who cares. In my colorful imagination, such fabric has already been removed.
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2012, 10:08:37 AM »
please to be pointing out said lines.



Second girl from the left...
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2012, 11:47:58 AM »
Don't look like fabric to me...
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2012, 02:06:09 PM »
Don't look like fabric to me...

Does to me. 
Either way I can't see their boobies.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2012, 02:33:56 PM »
Does to me. 
Either way I can't see their boobies.

That is the only major flaw I can see with those uniforms.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2012, 05:44:37 PM »
Look, my team is in the shittier, my guy just lost the election, can't I have just this?

I think it, and you type it.
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2012, 07:49:11 PM »
I'm not saying that they aren't hot and the outfit isn't bad ass but you do realize that the mid-areas that look like skin are just skin colored fabric?

Um... no.  That's flesh and they are all bitches and hoors with the clap.
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2012, 06:53:04 PM »
Um... no.  That's flesh and they are all bitches and hoors with the clap.
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2012, 08:54:28 PM »
Um... no.  That's flesh and they are all bitches and hoors with the clap.

I need a Venn diagram, cuz there are hoors (girls who fuck everyone) and there are bitches (girls who fuck everyone but me)...but where is the intersection?
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2012, 10:29:56 PM »
I need a Venn diagram, cuz there are hoors (girls who fudge everyone) and there are bitches (girls who fudge everyone but me)...but where is the intersection?

Whores sleep with anyone that, hoors sleep with guys because they have money/prestige/power.


Learned that from an episode of The Sopranos.
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Re: I have just become the newest Dallas Mavericks fan...
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2012, 11:35:16 PM »
Whores sleep with anyone that, hoors sleep with guys because they have money/prestige/power.


Learned that from an episode of The Sopranos.

Frankly, not helpful.

Not only was your explanation unclear, you failed to address the intersection of bitches and hoors.

Just sayin.
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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2012, 10:59:43 AM »
Frankly, not helpful.

Not only was your explanation unclear, you failed to address the intersection of bitches and hoors.

Just sayin.
I can explain the differences between a pussy and a mommy part.  If that helps
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