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Top notch coaching
« on: November 08, 2012, 10:07:58 AM »
Jeez...

It took an injury?

Idiots. All of them. I even want BVG gone.

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Cassanova McKinzy all but disappeared after a 12-tackle performance in his first career start against Vanderbilt last month.

He's back on the scene this week.

Junior Jake Holland, who has started the past two games, suffered an a high-ankle sprain during the win against New Mexico State last weekend.

He was fitted with a boot earlier in the week and hasn't been able to handle his usual practice responsibility.

McKinzy soon may find himself back in the starting lineup, though assistant coach Tommy Thigpen said that shouldn't be a limiting factor against Georgia.

"They're not very complicated. They don't move around much," Thigpen said. "They're good at what they do. They line up in two backs and a tight end and they use their skills the best way they can. Cassanova, the LSU was a good game for him. This is his type of football game."

Thigpen added that Holland has been studying diligently and is prepared to handle strategic tweaks that have been installed this week.

"He's out there with us," Thigpen said. "He knows exactly what we need to do on defense. We're just waiting to see."
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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2012, 10:14:13 AM »
You know, if we can get a few QB's injured, just lineup in the Wildcat with OM at QB and Mason at RB and just run zone read every play we might make a game of it.
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2012, 10:23:05 AM »
That's just pathetic.  Everyone with half a brain can see that Holland is A. Lost out there and B. Isn't worth a shit when he does know what to do.  This past Saturday, I saw McKinzy go in during the 2nd half and very first play he tracks the runner down to the sideline and puts a lick on him.  What the hell is it about this staff that makes them want to stick with Holland so bad when you've got a 240 pound heat-seeking missle ready to go?
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2012, 10:31:37 AM »
That's just pathetic.  Everyone with half a brain can see that Holland is A. Lost out there and B. Isn't worth a shit when he does know what to do.  This past Saturday, I saw McKinzy go in during the 2nd half and very first play he tracks the runner down to the sideline and puts a lick on him.  What the hell is it about this staff that makes them want to stick with Holland so bad when you've got a 240 pound heat-seeking missle ready to go?

No shit.

I saw it against Vandy.

Flying in the hole, shedding blocks, and knocking the shit out of someone. And he is able to play sideline to side line. Then? Yeah...he hasn't played in 2 games.

Fucking stupid.

I think the coaches are actually trying to fuck up the games and the players...
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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2012, 11:01:56 AM »
No shit.

I saw it against Vandy.

Flying in the hole, shedding blocks, and knocking the shit out of someone. And he is able to play sideline to side line. Then? Yeah...he hasn't played in 2 games.

Fucking stupid.

I think the coaches are actually trying to fuck up the games and the players...
Makes you wonder if Holland might have something on these people
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2012, 11:03:01 AM »
It's fucking politix, Holland's family knows somebody. Holland's an idiot, IMO.

Makes you wonder if Holland might have something on these people

I was thinking something along those lines.
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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2012, 11:08:02 AM »
It's fudgeing politix, Holland's family knows somebody. Holland's an idiot, IMO.

I was thinking something along those lines.

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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2012, 11:09:17 AM »
It's fucking politix, Holland's family knows somebody. Holland's an idiot, IMO.

I was thinking something along those lines.
Does seem that way, incompetant SEC caliber LB not only playing, but starting.  Something doesn't smell right with this.  Great, all we need is more negative shit floating around.
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2012, 11:59:50 AM »
Its almost like the coaches are fixing the games or being paid to be stupid.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2012, 12:09:53 PM »
I'm numb.  Nothing surprises me anymore with this staff.

I would be equally unaffected if I were to find out that Chiz and company have been giving chemical lobotomies to the players in an effort to create a team of automatons.
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2012, 12:14:32 PM »
I'm numb.  Nothing surprises me anymore with this staff.

I would be equally unaffected if I were to find out that Chiz and company have been giving chemical lobotomies to the players in an effort to create a team of automatons.

Are they for the Decepticons or Autobots?
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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2012, 12:30:50 PM »
Are they for the Decepticons or Autobots?

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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2012, 12:34:55 PM »
I can buy cloning. These quarterbacks throw like stormtroopers shoot.
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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2012, 12:57:11 PM »
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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2012, 12:57:48 PM »
Its almost like the coaches are fixing the games or being paid to be stupid.

Raises to be given at end of year.
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2012, 12:59:41 PM »
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Re: Top notch coaching
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2012, 01:18:34 PM »
Now someone needs to take Chad Slade out.
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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2012, 01:34:27 PM »
Now someone needs to take Chad Slade out.

Yep.  Nice to piss off their best player. 
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« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2012, 01:42:01 PM »
Yep.  Nice to piss off their best player.

I wish we had one.   
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