Word on da Skreets, regarding the soon to be coaching search...

[Pell City Tiger]

I live in a house full of women.  Believe me, there isn't much to donate.

All you have to do is eat the tomato.

[The Prowler]

Guilty. Add Phillip Marshall in there as well. He said that Tate's info was legit and that the said coach reached out to Auburn. Come on man. Shitty as this season has been atleast let me have some delusion of grandeur. 

Speaking of which..

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8592214/sean-payton-deal-new-orleans-saints-voided-nfl-sources-say

Could be HC Jeff Fisher and GM Les Snead

[Townhallsavoy]

Could be HC Jeff Fisher and GM Les Snead

Guess how many years of college coaching experience - head coach or assistant - Jeff Fisher has. 

[The Prowler]

Guess how many years of college coaching experience - head coach or assistant - Jeff Fisher has.

Zero.
He started his career as a Defensive assistant coach under Mike Ditka and the Bears, then with Buddy Ryan as a DB Coach and then becoming the youngest DC with the Eagles. DB Coach with the 49ers under Seifert. DC with the Oilers under Pardee, then HC with the Oilers then moved with the team to Tennessee. Head Coached the Oilers/Titans for 16 years took the 2011 season off. Then became the Rams HC this year.

Jeff Fisher coached teams have been referred to as aggressive, edgy, chippy and dirty.

^^This is what I want in a Auburn team^^

[AUJarhead]

Could be HC Jeff Fisher and GM Les Snead

Worth noting that Les Snead is an Auburn Alum, too.

But I don't see it happening.

[War Eagle!!!]

 

[Jumbo]

Jason Garrett just touched down in Auburn.

[Godfather]

The NFL has granted the New Orleans Saints permission to negotiate a new contract with suspended coach Sean Payton, according to a report by the New Orleans Times-Picayune.

Fuck...Payton just used us to up his contract with the Saints. Well I guess we will have to settle for Harbaugh.

[AUownsU]

fudge...Payton just used us to up his contract with the Saints. Well I guess we will have to settle for Harbaugh.

Harbaugh was my original choice to begin with.

Btw, I'd bet money 99% (always that one dumbass) of Auburn fans would go fucking nuts, shit their pants, and throw it on the walls if Sean Payton were to be hired as HC. I would certainly bet money they would be willing to look over his recent affair that is leading to his ass getting divorced.

[CCTAU]

Dammit dude. Couldn't you let us have at least one day to wail and gnash teeth over the bumscummery that is our election process before you piled on with this shit again!

I need tums.

[The Six]

Was listening to SportsCall on the way home today and heard Will (the Wednesday host for Bill Cameron) say he heard a lot of different things but that that the consensus was now that Jacobs was safe and Chizik was still on the chopping block. Take that for what it's worth but it was worth mentioning.

[AUownsU]

Dammit dude. Couldn't you let us have at least one day to wail and gnash teeth over the bumscummery that is our election process before you piled on with this shoot again!

I need tums.

[GH2001]

Was listening to SportsCall on the way home today and heard Will (the Wednesday host for Bill Cameron) say he heard a lot of different things but that that the consensus was now that Jacobs was safe and Chizik was still on the chopping block. Take that for what it's worth but it was worth mentioning.

I like Will but he's a fucking dumbass and should be removed from doing radio. Makes Stan white look smart.

[War Eagle!!!]

I like Will but he's a fucking dumbass and should be removed from doing radio. Makes Stan white look smart.

You don't like Stan White?

[CCTAU]

You don't like Stan White?

Just to prove we are open minded, we don't like anything white!

[Snaggletiger]

The fact that they chose Stan White over Teapot Brown proves AU is racist.

[Tiger Wench]

Per EDSBS... Appropriate, I guess, since their abbreviation is KY...

OH HO HO HO HO HOHO HO HO HO HO OMG. Bobby Petrino is interested in the Kentucky job, which is especially fun given the anecdotes detailing Petrino's gleeful torture of the Wildcats during his time at Louisville. To wit:

This thing was heavy and I am holding it up and waiting. Paul comes in and they stand at his desk where Bobby reads the score out loud: "Louisville 28, Slapdicks nothing. I f*&$ing love it, those little smurfs didn't even score a point." They looked at me and said, "that is what winners do, kick their ass." He told me to set it down where he could look at it and as I was leaving he grabbed me and said "get used to it, we are going to kick their ass every year."

"Little smurfs."

[GH2001]

You don't like Stan White?

Personally, sure. I was more referring to his misuse of puns on the air.