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This Sucks...
« on: November 06, 2012, 04:29:34 PM »
Beginning of November.... and this forum is dead. Nothing to discuss.

Our team sucks.

We haven't fired anyone yet.

No bowl game.

JR is crying and Wes is consoling him.

Basketball season has started.

MEH!

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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 04:31:21 PM »
I offered to eat a rotten tomato off of Kaos' bare ass.  I'm doing my part, damnit.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 04:31:25 PM »
The black Knight always wins.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 04:31:33 PM »
Fucking Georgia week and I am reduced to arguing over a god damn pretend contest.

FUCK YOU GENE CHIZIK!
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 04:32:28 PM »
I offered to eat a rotten tomato off of Kaos' bare ass.  I'm doing my part, damnit.
Whats the qualifications on that...Sean Payton? or Auburn beating bammer?
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 04:33:22 PM »
Whats the qualifications on that...Sean Payton? or Auburn beating bammer?
Sean Payton.  I'm sure I would be safe on the Iron Bowl as well, but why risk it?  I will be utterly embarassed as is if AU beats Bama.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2012, 04:34:37 PM »
Sean Payton.  I'm sure I would be safe on the Iron Bowl as well, but why risk it?  I will be utterly embarassed as is if AU beats Bama.
I think we have a better chance of hiring Payton.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2012, 04:36:59 PM »
Yep.  It does suck. 

This has sucked for weeks.  After the Miss State game, we knew the season was over with.

No chance at beating LSU, Georgia, or Alabama.

Then we went to overtime with LA Monroe and knew we were in big trouble. 

That was only week 3.  Shit.  Week 3 and we were already back into the offseason. 

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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2012, 04:37:58 PM »
If push comes to shove (pun intended), I can post updates on my wife's dilated vagina in December to get you guys through the bowl season.  I'm willing to do my part.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2012, 04:39:28 PM »
Yep.  It does suck. 

This has sucked for weeks.  After the Miss State game, we knew the season was over with.

No chance at beating LSU, Georgia, or Alabama.

Then we went to overtime with LA Monroe and knew we were in big trouble. 

That was only week 3.  Shit.  Week 3 and we were already back into the offseason.
Yeah but even after Miss State there was still some hope...at least possibility of a bowl game.

That blew out the fucking door with this guy...
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2012, 04:40:21 PM »
If push comes to shove (pun intended), I can post updates on my wife's dilated vagina in December to get you guys through the bowl season.  I'm willing to do my part.
Oh my god are you spawning?  Fuck the world is ending.


Congrats!
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2012, 04:40:58 PM »
I'm trying to revive a classic.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2012, 04:42:00 PM »
I'm trying to revive a classic.
I see that...outside of Uncle Sani and Wench's quotathon of Firefly, this place is deader than the bird.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2012, 04:43:09 PM »
Oh my god are you spawning?  Fuck the world is ending.


Congrats!
Thanks.  She's due sometime the first two weeks of January, but the date keeps changing.  They won't really have a great guesstimate until maybe mid-December.  I'm shooting for the last two weeks of December.  More specifically, sometime before 11:59 PM on December 31st.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2012, 04:44:18 PM »
If push comes to shove (pun intended), I can post updates on my wife's dilated vagina in December to get you guys through the bowl season.  I'm willing to do my part.

Only if it involves pics. 

Yep, this has been one suck ass season.  And all I can do for 2 of the last 3 weeks is  :facepalm:

Don't know if I can watch. I know I'm not watching this weekend.  Made other plans and I never, ever do that during Auburn foosballz season.  The last time was 2008 when we were playing UT Martin.  Took mini-snags to Atlanta for some dinosaur show.  Was still getting updates on the phone every 5 minutes.  Don't even care to look this weekend. 

Having said that, I know full well I'll find a way to watch.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2012, 04:48:28 PM »
Thanks.  She's due sometime the first two weeks of January, but the date keeps changing.  They won't really have a great guesstimate until maybe mid-December.  I'm shooting for the last two weeks of December. More specifically, sometime before 11:59 PM on December 31st.

Doin it rite!
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2012, 04:52:13 PM »
Thanks.  She's due sometime the first two weeks of January, but the date keeps changing.  They won't really have a great guesstimate until maybe mid-December.  I'm shooting for the last two weeks of December.  More specifically, sometime before 11:59 PM on December 31st.

Oh come on.  There is no way you get laid often enough to not know EXACTLY what day your sperm made the big swim up your sister's love canal.  It's not too hard to count 40 weeks from that... oh, wait.  Guess the neighborhood auto mechanic/midwife is also a bammer, so she probably ain't too good at the  cipherin'...
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2012, 04:53:01 PM »
I see that...outside of Uncle Sani and Wench's quotathon of Firefly, this place is deader than the bird.

Don't hate.
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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2012, 05:12:06 PM »
Fucking Georgia week and I am reduced to arguing over a god damn pretend contest.

FUCK YOU GENE CHIZIK!

And one you are getting your ass beat at that!


Uh. I mean you are doing real well. Keep up the good work.


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Re: This Sucks...
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2012, 05:23:50 PM »
Oh come on.  There is no way you get laid often enough to not know EXACTLY what day your sperm made the big swim up your sister's love canal.  It's not too hard to count 40 weeks from that... oh, wait.  Guess the neighborhood auto mechanic/midwife is also a bammer, so she probably ain't too good at the  cipherin'...
They're going off of measurements of the baby at this point and giving averages. Lately they're saying somewhere between January 8 and January 14th.  Earlier in the pregnancy it was January 4th just going off of the calculation you are talking about.  Bottom line, the kid is going to come out when she's good and ready.
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