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Stellar Chizik Quote
« on: November 04, 2012, 07:29:55 PM »
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On who will play at MLB this weekend: "I'm not prepared to say exactly where we are with that. We're going to wait, let's see what happens in practice and we'll know more of that towards the end."

Fuck. You. Gene. Chizik.
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2012, 07:32:25 PM »
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2012, 07:35:35 PM »
Does he ever answer a question?
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2012, 07:49:23 PM »
Eugene, Eugene, Eugene. You are making this too easy.

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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2012, 08:07:22 PM »
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I'm not prepared

Perfect. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2012, 08:19:12 PM »
I'd start 'Nova (he's bigger, stronger, faster, has a nose for the football, steps up into the hole better and knows how to tackle gooder). UGA runs more of a Pro-Style type Offense, CBVG and the defense should be able handle it, much like they did against our last Pro-Style offense before the bye-week.
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2012, 09:20:41 PM »
I'd start 'Nova

Did Chizik really say the reason Nova didn't play against NMSU and aTm was that he doesn't defend against HUNH offenses very well?  As opposed to Holland, who doesn't defend any offense very well...
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2012, 10:13:13 PM »
Does he ever answer a question?
What is the question?
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2012, 10:16:53 PM »
What is the question?
Define "Question"
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2012, 04:49:46 AM »
I believe Chizik to be under the power of another.

Alien abduction, cult, witch doctor, sucubus... the possibilities are endless.

It's clearly affected his judgement and others might be at risk.

My skreets are coming up empty on this one.

There must be an answer.

 
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2012, 08:37:43 AM »
I believe Chizik to be under the power of another.

Alien abduction, cult, witch doctor, sucubus... the possibilities are endless.

It's clearly affected his judgement and others might be at risk.

My skreets are coming up empty on this one.

There must be an answer.

 
Chizik is just fucked up, Miles IS possessed (Vulcan mind meld or some such shit)
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2012, 09:01:10 AM »
Anyone else think he curls up at night in the fetal position, cuddling the crystal football?
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2012, 09:16:16 AM »
Anyone else think he curls up at night in the fetal position, cuddling the crystal football?

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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2012, 09:22:59 AM »
I believe Chizik to be under the power of another.

Alien abduction, cult, witch doctor, sucubus... the possibilities are endless.

It's clearly affected his judgement and others might be at risk.

My skreets are coming up empty on this one.

There must be an answer.

 

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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2012, 09:37:46 AM »


Chizik revised his decision:

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On who will play at MLB this weekend: "I'm not prepared to say exactly where we are with that. We're going to wait for the tomato eating contest on Thursday. Whomever wins that will start! We'll know more of that towards the end."
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2012, 10:44:26 AM »
I can't wait until he is fired...
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2012, 10:44:58 AM »

Chizik revised his decision:

So what he is saying is that Kaos is not going to be the starting MLB?
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2012, 11:01:12 AM »
I can't wait until he is fired...
But who's going to line up the helmets?
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Re: Stellar Chizik Quote
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2012, 12:17:40 PM »
Anyone else think he curls up at night in the fetal position, cuddling the crystal football?

I think he so blind that he thinks he is doing things the right way and none of this is his fault but yet 2010 was all him.

His tenure here will go down as the second worst coaching history behind barfield. If (when) he is fired, I really don't see him getting a another Div I coaching job. I think everybody realizes now that he is more the 5-19 Iowa state coach.   

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« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2012, 12:33:09 PM »
I think he so blind that he thinks he is doing things the right way and none of this is his fault but yet 2010 was all him.

His tenure here will go down as the second worst coaching history behind barfield. If (when) he is fired, I really don't see him getting a another Div I coaching job. I think everybody realizes now that he is more the 5-19 Iowa state coach.

Unfortunately I think so too. 

I've got a bad hunch - Chizik will not resign.  He will not negotiate his buyout.  This will end badly. 
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