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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2012, 03:35:19 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2012, 03:29:43 PM
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Worst fuck I ever had-She only wanted the white guy to go downtown.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2012, 03:37:03 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 31, 2012, 03:35:19 PM
Worst fuck I ever had-She only wanted the white guy to go downtown.
What..like for waffles?
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2012, 03:38:14 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 31, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
What..like for waffles?

Chicken and waffles
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2012, 03:39:58 PM »
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2012, 03:48:18 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2012, 03:38:14 PM
Chicken and waffles

I wish. It was the late 80's and grooming was not a standard that many had back then.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2012, 03:50:04 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2012, 03:28:08 PM
I want to do a black girl in the butt

does your wife know about this?

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« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2012, 03:59:57 PM »
Quote from: chinook on October 31, 2012, 03:50:04 PM
does your wife know about this?

If not, can I tell her?
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2012, 04:07:49 PM »
My wife is black.

She just won't let me do her in the butt.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2012, 04:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2012, 04:07:49 PM
My wife is black.

She just won't let me do her.
FTFY
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2012, 04:19:12 PM »
Occasionally, she'll talk dirty to me while I fap.  That counts, doesn't it?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2012, 04:34:53 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2012, 03:28:08 PM
I want to do a black girl in the butt

This guy is witcha:



These guys, however...
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2012, 04:58:57 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on October 31, 2012, 04:34:53 PM
This guy is witcha:



These guys, however...


I see a white guy in the back?
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2012, 05:02:17 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 31, 2012, 02:50:50 PM
I don't think anyone has told VV.

I've been told, but I will not be denied.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2012, 05:02:36 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 31, 2012, 04:58:57 PM
I see a white guy in the back?

No.  This is not the white guy you are looking for.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2012, 08:29:48 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 31, 2012, 03:48:18 PM
I wish. It was the late 80's and grooming was not a standard that many had back then.
Could have been worse - it could have been the 70's. Navigating through a black womans bush back then required the use of an afro pick.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2012, 09:44:31 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 31, 2012, 08:29:48 PM
Could have been worse - it could have been the 70's. Navigating through a black womans bush back then required the use of an afro pick.

Sounds like experience talking.  Funky.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2012, 10:32:40 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 01, 2012, 09:44:31 AM
Sounds like experience talking.  Funky.

Speaking of Funky-Somebody was getting their groove on or whatever you want to call that.

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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2012, 11:15:14 AM »
Looks like I was doing the Elaine...
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2012, 12:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 01, 2012, 11:15:14 AM
Looks like I was doing the Elaine...

Two Hands-Two drinks.

Atty boy.   :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup:
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« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 01, 2012, 12:08:02 PM
Two Hands-Two drinks.

Atty boy.   :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup:

An idle hand is the devil's workshop...or something like that anyway.
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