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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2012, 01:49:51 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 01, 2012, 12:41:41 PM
An idle hand is the devil's workshop...or something like that anyway.

Reminds me of a story:

When I moved to ATL in 03, I was mildly surprised to find that the weed dealer in the building next to mine also ran hos (large, pasty, midwestern hos, but hookers nonetheless).  Kareem and I hit it off and he'd come over when he saw me pull up after work and we'd play video games and shoot the shit.

He says to me one day: "Man, this ho called me up today and said, 'Kareem, I was thinkin...'.  I cut her off and said, 'Thinkin??  That means you wasn't workin!'.  Wes, you got to keep these hos busy.  Idle hands are the devil's workshop, you know."
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2012, 02:01:05 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 01, 2012, 01:49:51 PM
Reminds me of a story:

When I moved to ATL in 03, I was mildly surprised to find that the weed dealer in the building next to mine also ran hos (large, pasty, midwestern hos, but hookers nonetheless).  Kareem and I hit it off and he'd come over when he saw me pull up after work and we'd play video games and shoot the shit.

He says to me one day: "Man, this ho called me up today and said, 'Kareem, I was thinkin...'.  I cut her off and said, 'Thinkin??  That means you wasn't workin!'.  Wes, you got to keep these hos busy.  Idle hands are the devil's workshop, you know."
You lived in the Ghetto?
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #42 on: November 01, 2012, 02:04:17 PM »
Quote from: AWK on November 01, 2012, 02:01:05 PM
You lived in the Ghetto?

Always like to be near my peeps.

Nah, this was Post Village in Smyrna.  I had the only 3 minute commute in Atlanta.  It was glorious, but I was a social pariah for living OTP.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2012, 02:38:16 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 01, 2012, 02:04:17 PM
Always like to be near my peeps.

Nah, this was Post Village in Smyrna.  I had the only 3 minute commute in Atlanta.  It was glorious, but I was a social pariah for living OTP.

The gheys hate that.......
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2012, 10:00:41 PM »
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #45 on: November 01, 2012, 10:01:49 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 01, 2012, 12:08:02 PM
Two Hands-Two drinks.

Atty boy.   :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup:

Make that two different KINDS of drinks.  That Solo cup had Cousin Eddie's Homemade Honey Mead of Sweet Toxic Death in it...
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #46 on: November 01, 2012, 10:20:23 PM »
I'm guessing there are some photobucket links in this thread, because for some dumbass reason DoD blocks that sorta thing at work (that and being at work this late, sorta lame) :/

Note to self, view thread at home.

Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 01, 2012, 10:01:49 PM
Make that two different KINDS of drinks.  That Solo cup had Cousin Eddie's Homemade Honey Mead of Sweet Toxic Death in it...

I've only been to one tailgate this year, but I had a half gallon of Founder's Devil Dancer draft in my cooler in a glass growler :) 12% Double IPA of "holy shit." If I'm ever around, ask me if I have something and I don't mind pouring a sample of whatever I got into a solo cup
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #47 on: November 01, 2012, 10:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 01, 2012, 10:01:49 PM
Make that two different KINDS of drinks.  That Solo cup had Cousin Eddie's Homemade Honey Mead of Sweet Toxic Death in it...

Pretty good name for it.  My head still hurts.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #48 on: November 01, 2012, 10:36:27 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 01, 2012, 10:24:10 PM
Pretty good name for it.  My head still hurts.

Told my bIL about that. He was happy others enjoyed. Sorry about your heady, Buzzy.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #49 on: November 01, 2012, 10:45:30 PM »
Quote from: TheSix on November 01, 2012, 10:36:27 PM
Told my bIL about that. He was happy others enjoyed. Sorry about your heady, Buzzy.


so for those keeping track at home...

snaggle's BIL takes pictures of football players in teh lockerz.

sensible the 6's BIL gives head.

you be the judge on stories.
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Re: More from the X-gate
« Reply #50 on: November 01, 2012, 10:47:19 PM »
Quote from: chinook on November 01, 2012, 10:45:30 PM

so for those keeping track at home...

snaggle's BIL takes pictures of football players in teh lockerz.

sensible the 6's BIL gives head.

you be the judge on stories.

That level of reporting will land you a job with the Tuscaloosa News
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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2012, 11:14:47 AM »
Most of the crew:

   
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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2012, 11:16:49 AM »
That is a good looking bunch!
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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2012, 11:18:56 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 09, 2012, 11:16:49 AM
That is a good looking bunch!

We need to somehow increase the wimmen population. 
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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2012, 11:40:58 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 09, 2012, 11:18:56 AM
We need to somehow increase the wimmen population.

Snaggie is halfway there.
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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2012, 11:48:14 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 09, 2012, 11:18:56 AM
We need to somehow increase the wimmen population.

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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #56 on: November 09, 2012, 12:29:53 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 09, 2012, 11:14:47 AM
Most of the crew:



This must have been early as we all seem to be standing pretty straight. 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2012, 12:36:04 PM »
Can we get a listing, left to right please? No real names to protect the spouses.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2012, 01:07:48 PM »
Too bad I missed the fun. I should have been there.
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Re: More from the X-gate (Group photo)
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2012, 01:33:42 PM »
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