No matter what we do, it's gonna feel like a failed marriage.
Do we go out and get a rebound ho (CBP)? Or do we look for a new mate?
You know, this is actually a very good analogy. In this metaphor, fucking = winning and Petrino = the whore.
It is a
must to follow up the break up of a stable relationship with the rebound ho. You go from one good girl to the next, and you'll go insane and probably ruin the whole thing anyway by trying to stir the good girls' collards almost immediately into the relationship. Setting expectations impossibly high. No, what you need after that bitch made your life hell is a chick that looks, acts, and most importantly, fucks like a porn star. You want people to know that you are getting the satisfaction you need. You want them to be insanely jealous, even if they won't outwardly admit it. Even if they tell their wives they appreciate them for doing things "the right way", you just know they would kill to break off a piece a slut like the one you're banging. Now, this can't go on forever, mind you, but if you don't at least get it out of the way, you'll feel like you missed out on an opportunity. You certainly won't regret it. It will build you as a person, will serve as the pick-me-up you needed to pick up the pieces of your former life and move the fuck on. As soon as the slutbag does something you're not a fan of, kick her to the curb. No emotional baggage. But now you're ready and will have the patience necessary to build a relationship that might last for the long haul. But as for the here and now, you're not ready for that yet. You've just been through a lot. You need to prove, if even just to yourself, that you've still got it while you've got the chance.
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