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« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2012, 03:46:48 PM »
There is no way this staff comes back.  None!!! Nope.  Not gonna' happen.  Noop!!!  Hasta la vista, baby. See ya', wouldn't want to be ya'.  Farewell.  Peace out, cub scout. (Mine) Makin' like a baby and headed out.  Act like a tree and leave. Hit the road, Jack and dont'cha come back.  Hop on the bus, Gus.   
So you are wanting Gus Malzahn?
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« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2012, 04:00:32 PM »
There is no way this staff comes back.  None!!! Nope.  Not gonna' happen.  Noop!!!  Hasta la vista, baby. See ya', wouldn't want to be ya'.  Farewell.  Peace out, cub scout. (Mine) Makin' like a baby and headed out.  Act like a tree and leave. Hit the road, Jack and dont'cha come back.  Hop on the bus, Gus.   

I don't know-Nothing would surprise me, especially with the admin staff we have now, Up to a certain point to them I think it is about being in control more than about winning.
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« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2012, 04:03:33 PM »
I don't know-Nothing would surprise me, especially with the admin staff we have now, Up to a certain point to them I think it is about being in control more than about winning.

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« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2012, 04:09:37 PM »
I don't know-Nothing would surprise me, especially with the admin staff we have now, Up to a certain point to them I think it is about being in control more than about winning.
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« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2012, 04:22:37 PM »
I get all of that.  But my concern is that between Kentucky, Texas (possibly, the natives are really restless) and the others that are sure to be shitcanned at the end of the season, the mad scramble is gonna be on and all the chairs are gonna be taken by the time the music stops, and we wind up with the coach of some Div III college in Bugscuffle, Montana.
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« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2012, 04:33:44 PM »
I get all of that.  But my concern is that between Kentucky, Texas (possibly, the natives are really restless) and the others that are sure to be shitcanned at the end of the season, the mad scramble is gonna be on and all the chairs are gonna be taken by the time the music stops, and we wind up with the coach of some Div III college in Bugscuffle, Montana.

Don't hate on Bugscuffle. Home of the Fighting Centipedes. 

I still go back to hoping that those in power(PFD) have known for a while the change will be made and have been doing doo dilleejence behind the scenes.  I've got this feeling that tonight's gonna' be a good night and that Chizik and company already know the outcome.  Just a burrbinz and DCP observation here, but Chizik looked totally different Saturday.  He looked reserved and unemotional.  I recall one play where we got a hold or personal foul that killed a drive.  I believe it was on Dismukes and they showed Chizik as the linemen were coming off the field. It looked like he made a move like he was going to chew some ass but then kind of said fuck it and slapped him on the back on the way by.  Not a word said.  I know it was just me but I really got that impression.

IMO, I think the man has already been told and he's going to be the man of character we think he is and is simply going to work hard the last few weeks to get them ready and "earn" his money.   
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2012, 04:47:10 PM »
simply going to work hard the last few weeks to get them ready and "earn" his money.

Why start now?
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« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2012, 04:54:46 PM »
Why start now?

Hence the kwortashun marks

I really do think Chizik is the man he appears to be on the outside.  In other words, high character, not pounding his assistant or little boys.  Just don't think the man knows how to be a head corch.  But if he has been given said pink slip, I believe the man would work like always til he leaves.
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« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2012, 05:04:30 PM »
Hence the kwortashun marks

I really do think Chizik is the man he appears to be on the outside.  In other words, high character, not pounding his assistant or little boys.  Just don't think the man knows how to be a head corch.  But if he has been given said pink slip, I believe the man would work like always til he leaves.

I am witcha.  That's why I am all torn up about this, because I genuinely like CHiz as a person, and respect his integrity.  I am not worried about Chiz throwing a temper tantrum on his way out the door.  His personal faith is too strong for that. 
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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2012, 05:07:56 PM »
Don't worry too much about it.  I wouldn't want to get into a war with Texas for a coach, but Kentucky doesn't worry me.

Besides, Mack Brown isn't going anywhere yet, he may still take them to a BCS bowl game.  Beating TT got him a feather.
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« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2012, 06:25:32 PM »
Don't hate on Bugscuffle. Home of the Fighting Centipedes. 

I still go back to hoping that those in power(PFD) have known for a while the change will be made and have been doing doo dilleejence behind the scenes.  I've got this feeling that tonight's gonna' be a good night and that Chizik and company already know the outcome.  Just a burrbinz and DCP observation here, but Chizik looked totally different Saturday.  He looked reserved and unemotional.  I recall one play where we got a hold or personal foul that killed a drive.  I believe it was on Dismukes and they showed Chizik as the linemen were coming off the field. It looked like he made a move like he was going to chew some ass but then kind of said fuck it and slapped him on the back on the way by.  Not a word said.  I know it was just me but I really got that impression.

IMO, I think the man has already been told and he's going to be the man of character we think he is and is simply going to work hard the last few weeks to get them ready and "earn" his money.


Well (Unearned) millions in a severance package doesn't hurt either.
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« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2012, 06:57:38 PM »
This talk of Chiz and JJ surviving this is starting to scare me. 
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2012, 07:51:21 PM »
This talk of Chiz and JJ surviving this is starting to scare me.

Be afraid, be very afraid.
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« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2012, 08:09:41 PM »
Be afraid, be very afraid.
There is a save JJ campaign in the works.   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2012, 08:43:00 PM »
You shut ur dirty whorish mouf.  We must prote...err, clean this house.
Exactly. Clean house of anyone and everyone involved with this train wreck, from Jacobs all the way down to the drum majors. If I were Gouge, this is the list of folks I would have in my office immediately following the Iron Bowl:

Jacobs
Tim Jackson
Chizik & his staff
The guy from the Raptor Center
Nova & Spirit
That cute little Tiger cub
The guy that cuts the grass inside the stadium
Aubie
All 3 drum majors
The video board operator
The Sodexo asshole that never gives me enough ice in my cup
Whoever made the pregame video
The guy that leads the cheers during pregame
The PA announcer
The ticket takers from each gate

I'd have them all in my office at one time and fire them all on the spot. Once everybody was fired, I'd call the person that designed my office and fire them too.
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« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2012, 09:30:32 AM »
Don't worry too much about it.  I wouldn't want to get into a war with Texas for a coach, but Kentucky doesn't worry me.

Besides, Mack Brown isn't going anywhere yet, he may still take them to a BCS bowl game.  Beating TT got him a feather.

I worry about fighting Tennessee.
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« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2012, 09:38:52 AM »
I worry about fighting Tennessee.

No doubt there Gwen Stefani.  UT will be our main competition for teh good corch.
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« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2012, 11:40:19 AM »
No doubt there Gwen Stefani.  UT will be our main competition for teh good corch.

I wouldn't be surprised if that is where Petrino ends up to be honest. 
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« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2012, 01:36:30 PM »
Exactly. Clean house of anyone and everyone involved with this train wreck, from Jacobs all the way down to the drum majors. If I were Gouge, this is the list of folks I would have in my office immediately following the Iron Bowl:

Jacobs
Tim Jackson
Chizik & his staff
The guy from the Raptor Center
Nova & Spirit
That cute little Tiger cub
The guy that cuts the grass inside the stadium
Aubie
All 3 drum majors
The video board operator
The Sodexo asshole that never gives me enough ice in my cup
Whoever made the pregame video
The guy that leads the cheers during pregame
The PA announcer
The ticket takers from each gate

I'd have them all in my office at one time and fire them all on the spot. Once everybody was fired, I'd call the person that designed my office and fire them too.

Hey, the drum major on the left is good, get rid of the other two but keep the one on the left.
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« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2012, 06:53:57 PM »
Hey, the drum major on the left is good, get rid of the other two but keep the one on the left.
I work with the chick major's dad. Cool guy & a retired Navy Chief. I'll spare her. Everyone else gets the axe.
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