You shut ur dirty whorish mouf. We must prote...err, clean this house.
Exactly. Clean house of anyone and everyone involved with this train wreck, from Jacobs all the way down to the drum majors. If I were Gouge, this is the list of folks I would have in my office immediately following the Iron Bowl:
Jacobs
Tim Jackson
Chizik & his staff
The guy from the Raptor Center
Nova & Spirit
That cute little Tiger cub
The guy that cuts the grass inside the stadium
Aubie
All 3 drum majors
The video board operator
The Sodexo asshole that never gives me enough ice in my cup
Whoever made the pregame video
The guy that leads the cheers during pregame
The PA announcer
The ticket takers from each gate
I'd have them all in my office at one time and fire them all on the spot. Once everybody was fired, I'd call the person that designed my office and fire them too.