I weep for ....

[wesfau2]

You shook my hand-Said hello and started Hugging humping my wife, that's not the kind of meet and greet I had in mind.   

I'm sure after posting here for so long you expected to show up and hump you instead.  Sorry to disappoint.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm sure after posting here for so long you expected to show up and hump you instead.  Sorry to disappoint.

Well, there was a little person there Saturday.  I have pics.

[dallaswareagle]

Well, there was a little person there Saturday.  I have pics.

You know I gave some thought to asking about-Then thought better.

[Tiger Wench]

You shook my hand-Said hello and started Hugging humping my wife, that's not the kind of meet and greet I had in mind.   

At that point in the day, your wife was never safer.  Baby birds are notoriously bad at holding their likker.

[Tiger Wench]

And if Buzz doesn't do what I want when I want-We will all be watching him.

I also have this on video - but I also have you attempting to put money down the front of his pants... so I am thinking I own you both...

[Tiger Wench]

Well, there was a little person there Saturday.  I have pics.

Did you get a shot of my three way?  I need to submit proof to the Bucket List Committee.

[Buzz Killington]

At that point in the day, your wife was never safer.  Baby birds are notoriously bad at holding their likker.

Jealousy does not look good on you...

[Tiger Wench]

Jealousy does not look good on you...

Neither did your hands...

[dallaswareagle]

At that point in the day, your wife was never safer.  Baby birds are notoriously bad at holding their likker.

Ahhh, No worries. I am sorry the game interrupted the party.

Although she has asked if we are making another game?

[Buzz Killington]

Ahhh, No worries. I am sorry the game interrupted the party.

Although she has asked if we are making another game?

Tell her I said hi!

[Tiger Wench]

Ahhh, No worries. I am sorry the game interrupted the party.

Although she has asked if we are making another game?

I think she was having a blast - which makes it apparent that you guys need to get out more.  :-)

[dallaswareagle]

Tell her I said hi!

I did-She asked me if you often stumble out of or through bathrooms? 

[dallaswareagle]

I think she was having a blast - which makes it apparent that you guys need to get out more.  :-)

We would come just for an X-gate.   Something for A-day perhaps.

[Snaggletiger]

We would come just for an X-gate.   Something for A-day perhaps.

An A-Day X-Gate.  Classic.

The better idea is the AU X gathering for teh basketballz.  It'll make you shit the bed....

[The Six]

We would come just for an X-gate.   Something for A-day perhaps.

I'll put in order for a few extra jars of mead.

[dallaswareagle]

An A-Day X-Gate.  Classic.

The better idea is the AU X gathering for teh basketballz.  It'll make you shit the bed....

At least we know one Auburn team would win. 

[Godfather]

An A-Day X-Gate.  Classic.

The better idea is the AU X gathering for teh basketballz.  It'll make you shit the bed....

or fall asleep

[Snaggletiger]

At least we know one Auburn team would win. 

Except no one can figure out Chizik's fucked up A-Day scoring system.  Oh look, the defense made a tackle for loss.  So, we add 4 to the White team and divide the Blue team's halftime total by the square root of the number of yards lost.  But if that number is 6, you round up to the nearest multiple of 13.

[dallaswareagle]

Except no one can figure out Chizik's fucked up A-Day scoring system.  Oh look, the defense made a tackle for loss.  So, we add 4 to the White team and divide the Blue team's halftime total by the square root of the number of yards lost.  But if that number is 6, you round up to the nearest multiple of 13.

Please to be explaining this play?   

[Snaggletiger]

Please to be explaining this play?

They were playing against our offense.  Duh!!!