Add a few more things to PCT's list:
JR was there, so I was glad I had my shoes on, especially after he had a few sips of PCT's whiskey.
Every party needs a funny drunk. Thanks, Buzzy, for filling that role as only you can do. I think Buzz's dance routine netted him about $25... not sure how much made it into his shorts - I will have to review the video and see...
Smoking Joe knows how to drop it like it's hot... and yeah, he likes Big Butts, and he cannot lie. The food, as usual, was to DIE for.
The new girl is the bomb and the best X-girlfriend EVAH. OMG... we were SO DRUNK!! That pillow fight in my hotel room Friday night was SO MUCH FUN!! I found your bra, and will mail it back to you. MWAH!!!
Dallas and AUT1 and GH2001 were smart/stupid enough to bring their wives. Buzz was hitting on Mrs. Dallas, telling her "Imma make Dallassssss jellusss...", much to the amusement of all, including Dallas, who was not too concerned.
AUT1's wife is precious and 7 weeks away from producing another Tiger spawn. The fact that she showed up with him and their 2 year old was damn near heroic, and proves she is a far better woman than he deserves. GH's wife is also awesome, and freaking hilarious and more patient and understanding than he deserves too. I look forward to all of them being at future tailgates.
Jarhead and his mini-me were excellent company for dinner Friday night, and yes, he does indeed have a very keen car. The car seat in the passenger seat kind of diluted the keen-ness a little, but Jarhead is studly enough to push through it.
Chizad's brother Evan is hotter than a two dollar pistol, as in smoking...
Snaggie, who really does seem to care, made an appearance, and as best I can recall, did not mix any Coke products with any adult beverages. Between him and Buzz, we had ourselves a hard core gun show going on. You two guys were damn impressive, especially since there was not any evidence of roid rage!!
Mr. Sensible/Newcastle/The Six is now OFFICIALLY Cousin Eddie. Holy shit, you are fucking hilarious and had the Cousin Eddie routine down pat. C'mere Snots!! Let Uncle Clark rub yer belly!
Finally, let me just say that PCT is THE MAN. He shows up with a bottle of Jamisons, which he shared generously. He helped me get Buzzy into the stadium, and kept Buzz from getting arrested for PI. He started Bodda Getta and Gimme an A on the way into the stadium. Even though we were freezing our asses off, he stuck it out with me as we played the "Sit wherever the fuck we want in JHS" game and sat in about five different sections. And the best part of the night - at the end of the fourth quarter, he heckled that bald butt plug Mike Raita from 33/40 to the point that I thought Raita was gonna come into the stands. Highlights included "Hey, Raita! Does Saban know you are here? He still has a butt cheek that doesn't have your lip prints on it!" and "Hey Raita! Why did you leave us?" The handful of Dye-hards sitting around us were roaring with laughter.
Here's to you, Chief. Love you muchly!!
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